Twelfth Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV clicks on suddenly, picture sideways, a bit of ice melting on one corner of the screen (likely what knocked the device over and turned it on). The porch of the HoA and the lawn beyond it are recognizable.

As is the owner of the NV, standing on the lawn in the midst of snow drifts and a handful of large, blue skinned humanoids that are subsequently attempting to kill him.

Loki is clad in green leather.

And a gold horned helmet, which he is currently using as a weapon, running towards one of the blue skinned creatures with a hearty battle cry, goring the forst giant in his midsection. Swirls of ice, of green magic and a miniature army of garden gnomes dressed as the various Avengers are a perfect picture of chaos doing battle. The surroundings somehow remain in tact.]

I will defend the Port from ALL the frost giants! [He crows as the frost giant falls, body smashing to ice as it hits the ground. Loki's smile is wide, pupils dilated, cheeks flushed]

Pickles! They will sing your praises in Valhalla and the Hall of the Dead! I will do all of the cocaine!

[A gnome dressed as- well, it looks like Robin Hood, but it's really Fandral, moves to the NV and wags a finger at it before turning it off.]

Comments

[allucinator]

It's a drug, Loki, it ain't good for you.

[doeswhathewants]

I shall conquer this drug! No matter how much of it I must do!

[allucinator]

Or you could stop workin' your way to an early death and knock it off.

[doeswhathewants]

I will live very long, a million years to make up for the million years of villainy. A thousand times to save the world to make up for the thousand I put it in peril!

[allucinator]

[Despite his irritation and his worry and his anger, Jack smiles a little. Just a bit.]

Yeah, I know you will. But this ain't good for you.

[doeswhathewants]

It will not last, but while it does, I can feel everything!

[And he's still grinning because he's having a ball and now Jack is smiling]

[allucinator]

You could before, you know.

[He sighs, but he gives Loki a weary smile.]

When you start to crash, come over, okay? I'll take care o' you.

[doeswhathewants]

Yes, yes, but this is different.

You are a good friend, Jack! [And he's absolutely beaming at you]

[allucinator]

You too. Just-- be safe, yeah?

[doeswhathewants]

I am always safe! I am a go~o~o~o~od! [Doing the wide eyed booming voice thing.]

[allucinator]

Do me a favor, watch this again once you're back in your right mind.

[doeswhathewants]

Oh. I shall.

[allucinator]

Do gods get embarrassed, Loki?

[doeswhathewants]

I had an eight legged horse baby, Jack.

HAHA I laughed really loudly at this gj

[allucinator]

[He snorts.]

Yeah, but that's normal for gods, ain't it?

<3 MY WORK HERE IS DONE

[doeswhathewants]

No.

It's something of ... oh, an anomaly, source for embarrassment for much of Asgard- though they do not entirely claim me as I am not technically Aesir.

The point is- well, I cannot remember.

[allucinator]

[He snorts again.]

Go and fight some frost giants. You know the password. Promise you'll come over when it starts to wear off.