Twelfth Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV clicks on suddenly, picture sideways, a bit of ice melting on one corner of the screen (likely what knocked the device over and turned it on). The porch of the HoA and the lawn beyond it are recognizable.

As is the owner of the NV, standing on the lawn in the midst of snow drifts and a handful of large, blue skinned humanoids that are subsequently attempting to kill him.

Loki is clad in green leather.

And a gold horned helmet, which he is currently using as a weapon, running towards one of the blue skinned creatures with a hearty battle cry, goring the forst giant in his midsection. Swirls of ice, of green magic and a miniature army of garden gnomes dressed as the various Avengers are a perfect picture of chaos doing battle. The surroundings somehow remain in tact.]

I will defend the Port from ALL the frost giants! [He crows as the frost giant falls, body smashing to ice as it hits the ground. Loki's smile is wide, pupils dilated, cheeks flushed]

Pickles! They will sing your praises in Valhalla and the Hall of the Dead! I will do all of the cocaine!

[A gnome dressed as- well, it looks like Robin Hood, but it's really Fandral, moves to the NV and wags a finger at it before turning it off.]

Comments

[plum_that_snaps]

Loki? What are you doing? Those aren't— [There's worry in her voice, but she's just bewildered. He looks like he's... playing. Which she approves of. But there's an edge of, well, crazy, in there, too.]

[doeswhathewants]

Shh, don't worry, they aren't real frost giants. I made them to train with! [He's grinning and the ice is melting off of the curved horns of his gold helmet.]

[plum_that_snaps]

You— oh! [That's right, he can make things. All sorts of things.] Well, that's good, I guess. Are you sure you're alright? Those things can't— hurt you, can they?

[doeswhathewants]

None can hurt the Loki! [And if he's shouting a bit, well, he is a GOD and that is what they DO.]

going to hell for this tag...

[plum_that_snaps]

[She laughs. She's glad he's enjoying himself, and he doesn't seem to be hurt.] Where are you? Do you want company? [Hinamori may have an ulterior motive in that if she's with him, she can protect him from the Darkness. Not that she doesn't think he's capable, but... he doesn't seem to be quite in his right mind right now.]

[doeswhathewants]

I am at the House of Awesome! Come and play! We can kill the Jotun- and then go and kill all of the darkness monsters! It will be quite fun. [And he's just grinning because he isn't quite in his right mind, but it is rather fun to cut loose like this.]

[plum_that_snaps]

The House of Awesome? Where's that? [She's totally getting dressed and tying on her sword.]

[doeswhathewants]

It is....[He sends directions to her NV] ... there!

and... [action]

[plum_that_snaps]

[Hinamori heads out the door, and into the night. It's far colder than she had expected, but she quickly focuses on getting to the HoA as quickly as she can. For the most part, she's invisible, moving faster than most monsters can follow and hiding her presence with kidou. It takes her a good 20 minutes to get there, and then she materializes on the lawn behind Loki.]

[Action!]

[doeswhathewants]

[He turns sharply as she appears, grinning and giving her a wave] You came! I thought perhaps you had become lost!

Re: [Action!]

[plum_that_snaps]

[She pants, a bit out of breath.] Ah, no, but it was a ways to come. I'm glad I'm here, though! [She pauses to throw a fireball at a nearby Darkness creature trying to sneak to her left.]

[Action!]

[doeswhathewants]

Would you like some cocaine? I am not allowed to use it anymore- but I could give it to you?

Ah! And pick a frost giant! [And then he's whipping magic throwing knives at the giant.]

[Action!]

[plum_that_snaps]

Ah, n-no, that's all right! [Especially since Hitsugaya told her what it is. She's still curious, but she wouldn't dare put something in her body that she didn't know what it did.] To be honest, you probably shouldn't use it anymore, Loki!

[And. Frost giants. They're much more intimidating in person than they had looked on the screen. Not that she hasn't seen worse things.] Look out! [She leaps in front of him and thrusts her sword into one's chest, stopping its forward advance on Loki.]

[Action!]

[doeswhathewants]

[He huffs] Gods are hardly felled by mortal creatures. Though I have promised to cease its use.

[He grins] You've got the hang of it!

Re: [Action!]

[plum_that_snaps]

[And she does. As much as she hates fighting, she's comforted by the fact that these are just creations of Loki's, training dummies, nothing more. They're not real beings with feelings and minds —although given Loki's powers, they might be? Shhh, don't tell her these things.]

[Her strategic planning skills kick in and she starts laying bright white trails of kidou through the grass, which will trip up and bind the giants' feet in place when they cross them.]

[Action!]

[doeswhathewants]

Aha! You are good! Try this! [The giants skin freezes the grass, turning it to ice in a rapid tidal wave of ice lurching towards her.

Meanwhile, Loki does his slaying at a distance for now, knives and magic, when the giants do touch him, he does not freeze, but everything else does at their touch.]

Threadjack, because that's what he does.

[icy_heavens]

... You're seriously going over there? [No, he doesn't trust a trickster god on a cocaine high, okay?]

[plum_that_snaps]

Y-yes? [Why wouldn't she be?]

[icy_heavens]

[Because going there is a dumbass move. Oh, wait. That's an argument for Momo doing something.]

To see a god on a drug high. [Nope, not amused, but when is he ever?]

[plum_that_snaps]

What? No! Wait— he's... on a drug... [What? What is Hitsugaya talking about. Sure, Loki was acting a little off, but he wasn't— was he?]

[icy_heavens]

That "cocaine" he so proudly mentioned is a human drug. It's altered his mind for however long it remains in his system.

[plum_that_snaps]

But then, that's all the more reason for me to go over there! If he's not thinking clearly...

[icy_heavens]

[Siiiiigh.] If you instist on going there, be careful.

[plum_that_snaps]

Don't worry, Hitsugaya-kun, I will. [Said probably far too casually for Hitsu's comfort, as she ties on her sandals and heads out the door.]

[icy_heavens]

[Yeah, he's not exactly reassured, here. He'll let her go, but he's keeping close tabs on her reiatsu. Just in case..]