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[bestie]

- a camera? That wasn't there before!

[The lower half of someone's face filters into focus, right up against the lens. Hope you don't mind an extreme close-up of someone's chin, because that's what you're getting while Jane tries to sort this out.]

Roxy, are you even listening to me?

[Meanwhile, this other person's squealing up a storm in the background.] Janeeeeeeey! Can you fucking believe this shit? It's, like, one second, I'm scramming from the scene -- ravenous creeps all over the damn place, Jane, you wouldn't even believe -- and now!

[There's a pause.] Heh... I hope you're not mad at me still! It's not like I meant to fall on you.

[And then another excited squeal.] Janeyyyy! Come here, ya damn tightass. [Roxy suddenly pulls the other girl in for yet another forceful hug, just before noticing the object in her hands.] What the fuck are you doing with that shit, eh? Didn't I tell you to toss it?

I'm trying to figure out when- [She lets out a little yelp and drops the Tiaratop. It clatters down to the dirt, still recording the girls' feet.] -when it got a camera feature! Something's really fishy about this.

[A pause as Jane leans down to pick up the device. She looks right into the camera.]

Wait, is this thing recording?

I told you not to trust the Batterwitch's shit, Jane. When are you ever gonna learn?

[That last question catches her attention, though.] Oh, really? [She shoves her face right against Jane's cheek to fit into the camera's view.

And now she's making kissy faces at the camera and winking suggestively. Yep.]

((OOC: Jane and Roxy! Apologies for the bright colors ;_;))

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[roboshades]

[Because he can flashtep and that's fun. You're still in the baseball field, which means you're right by the starter apartments. He's just going to stand at the exit though, and see how long it takes you girls to stop flailing at the camera on the ground and notice]

1/2

[greenshift]

[ OH GOD WHO HAS JOHN BEEN TELLING ABOUT THE BATTERWITCH

WHAT POOR SOULS BELIEVED HIM???

JOHN SHE'S GOING TO TALK TO YOU LATER??? ]

1/a decent amount

[rehashes]

[ OGLES THESE BITCHES???

not like that oh my god, get out. it's just that they kind of look a little

weird ]

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[existy]

[ HA HA. SEE. HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, FUCKERS. ]

Yes, thank you. Finally someone acknowledges the Batterwitch's heinous deeds.

[Video]

[gunsling]

[ Though the video is currently showing a sidewalk and buildings and not the actual guy himself. ]

Roxy! Jane! Say it's really so!

Voice.

[crowsicle]

[Hellooooooo mama...citas?

Why do they look so familiar.]

And there they go. The new chicks HAVE the network's attention. But it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of luck these broads have, I'm telling you random teleportations like that are unreal, they don't even HAPPEN. Most of the time.

Sup. Welcome to Canada.

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[plushrumpus]

[Oh hey, it's Dirk again.

Only he's aged by about 15 years. And his hat is ON HIS HEAD LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.]

This isn't Chatroulette, ladies. Move right along.

video;

[manipuleights]

How adoooooooorable~! I could just rip your faces right off and keep them in a scrapbook for later.

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[vinovidivici]

You fetch up in a baseball diamond outta thin air and it's a camera that's fishy? [ Batterwitches and ravenous creeps? Claire is internally popcorn.gif at you guys... but not @ Roxy's duckface. ]

permavideo

[youfartknocker]

Uh- hey, babies. Uh, huh huh.

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[reassures]

I'm sorry-- what's a batter witch?

[vestalvogue]

[Why do these two people look so familiar? Really familiar? Wrong colors, wrong hair, but still, the resemblance is uncanny. Before she might have guessed it was just a human thing. Now she's pretty sure that it's not.]

Would You Please Stop That You Are Distorting Your Features In A Way That Is Making It Difficult To Attempt To Recognize You