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[bestie]

- a camera? That wasn't there before!

[The lower half of someone's face filters into focus, right up against the lens. Hope you don't mind an extreme close-up of someone's chin, because that's what you're getting while Jane tries to sort this out.]

Roxy, are you even listening to me?

[Meanwhile, this other person's squealing up a storm in the background.] Janeeeeeeey! Can you fucking believe this shit? It's, like, one second, I'm scramming from the scene -- ravenous creeps all over the damn place, Jane, you wouldn't even believe -- and now!

[There's a pause.] Heh... I hope you're not mad at me still! It's not like I meant to fall on you.

[And then another excited squeal.] Janeyyyy! Come here, ya damn tightass. [Roxy suddenly pulls the other girl in for yet another forceful hug, just before noticing the object in her hands.] What the fuck are you doing with that shit, eh? Didn't I tell you to toss it?

I'm trying to figure out when- [She lets out a little yelp and drops the Tiaratop. It clatters down to the dirt, still recording the girls' feet.] -when it got a camera feature! Something's really fishy about this.

[A pause as Jane leans down to pick up the device. She looks right into the camera.]

Wait, is this thing recording?

I told you not to trust the Batterwitch's shit, Jane. When are you ever gonna learn?

[That last question catches her attention, though.] Oh, really? [She shoves her face right against Jane's cheek to fit into the camera's view.

And now she's making kissy faces at the camera and winking suggestively. Yep.]

((OOC: Jane and Roxy! Apologies for the bright colors ;_;))

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[bestie]

[Roxy's just staring dumbly at this boy. Why does he look like the male version of her best friend, pretty much?

Still, what he said earlier is hella intriguing.]

Yo. I'm Roxy. How do you know about the Batterwitch?

[mustaches]

[Jane's wondering exactly the same thing, on both counts.]

Maybe he knows Dirk.

[She says this in a stage whisper.]

[existy]

[ His lips tightened into a disapproving frown. He looked so serious, that everyone who knew him and saw would probably laugh at his face. ]

Man, who doesn't know about her? She is pure evil and that is all there is to say on the matter.

[ John doesn't seem to catch Jane's whisper, however. He is too caught up in all his feels. ]

[bestie]

Haha, no way! This kid's totally awesome, Jane. Finally, someone who understands!

[Batterwitch bashing = almost insta-trust in you, my friend.] So, tell us more. What exactly is going on here?

[mustaches]

[Jane screws up her nose in exasperation.]

Not more of that nonsense!

[But she knows that Betty Crocker isn't the most important matter at hand, and with a sigh, just leans in to listen to his answer to Roxy's question.]

[existy]

[ Batterwitch bashers unite! But almost instantly, his face brightens up at the question, any and all feelings of animosity instantly vanished. Almost as if he had been waiting exactly for that very request. ]

Glad you asked! I had a good feeling you two were newcomers. And man, am I always excited for new people.

[ :B ]

You probably heard by now, but you're currently in Canada! It's a great place, I'm sure you'll like it. But see, we kinda have this problem... There are a certain group of people who are trying to take over the place, so I'm telling you now, you need to be wary of them! These certain group of dangerous people can be easily identified when they talk crap about Canadians.

[ :B :B :B ]

[bestie]

[Roxy lets out a small squeal at this point!]

Janey, he's so cute! Don't you want to squeeze his cheeks?

He kind of reminds me of you... minus your tightass chumpness, haha!

[mustaches]

Jeez, Lalonde, you're going to creep him out.

[She frowns at Roxy, then looks back at John with a sort of incredulous look.]

Someone's trying to take over Canada?

[existy]

[ John touches his own cheeks right at that moment, as if to protect himself. He is so confused??? These kind of comments confuse him. ]

Uh... yeah! Or destroy it, more like. They're completely prejudiced against us Canadians, and not all that nice. So if you ever meet a person like that, you have to stay away from them at all costs.

[bestie]

[Roxy shrugs at Jane. WHATEVA.]

So do these people have anything to do with the Batterwitch? Are they, like, her thugs or something?

[mustaches]

Roxy, that's ridiculous.

[Jane logic. When in doubt, be an even bigger tightass about things.]