sirenspull | 005 (Video) Backdated to before Sirens.

[There is darkness.

It is a horrible, shifting, terrifying darkness from whence only a tiny bit of light escapes. AND OH, THE SOUNDS. THE HORRIBLE SOUNDS. A cacophony of smacking and pleased sighs. The darkness shifts, more light pours through, shining like some beacon of Heaven in this most dark, horrible-

And then Meowth moves and the NV reveals that he's been buried in a pile of Cadbury eggs THE ENTIRE TIME. His mouth is covered in chocolate and his presently licking the creme filling out of one of them.] I don't know what's goin' on, but I think I can get used t' this. [One of his goons walks by with a basket of the eggs and proceeds to dump them on top of the unsuspecting cat.] HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DUMPIN THOSE, YOU BIG LU- Hey, this one's got caramel in it. [Om nom caramel egg.] Keep 'em comin', boys. I think I picked a good day to get a hankerin' for fried eggs, even if they can't find a real one in this joint nowheres.

[The following is an anonymous voice message sent to the NV of every known criminal enterpriser in Port- basically, if you were in Caster's personal network of villains or Black Mask's good books and/or made it public knowledge in the criminal underground what you were all about... It's safe to assume you got this (although it's mostly relevant to Caster's little club). It's anonymous in that voice is modified... Unfortunately, it... can't hide bad Bronx grammar. And it's not untraceable- who do you think Meowth is? A genius?]

I think Caster had th' right idea, gettin' us all together-like. Just 'cause she's gone don't mean we oughta let her hard work go t' waste. So who's got control over that these days now that she's gone?

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Are you proposing a league of evil?

More like a network o' evil.

A syndicate. How dull.

Not if we threw big, fancy parties all th' time to celebrate how good we are at bein' bad. We could even invite people we don't like to 'em and when they're all happy and laughin', we spring a trap on 'em. [Insert... Voice modulated evil cackle here. It sounds about as ridiculous as you'd think.]

Isn't chocolate poison to cats?

[Or is it dogs? He can never remember.]

I still got seven left. [Actually, if he's done everything with his nine lives he's said he's done, he has -60 lives, probably, but whatever. He's being a bitch, because he hates you, John.]

Thought that was just a myth.

[Is he trolling a cat?

Possibly.]

You thought wrong. [SO A MYTH. And yes, John. What is your life really...]

So what did you do with the other two?

[He has no idea anymore. If he wasn't already an avid drinker, this shit would drive him to alcoholism.]

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[Talking... cat... Okay.]

Hey, cat, does this Cadbury awesomeness happen a lot?

First time it's ever happened t' me. Guess I'm just lucky. [GOBBLE-Y GOBBLE-Y. GOBBLE.]

Think we're all lucky today. [To prove the point, Wendy lifts up one of the many Cadbury eggs she's received today and takes a bite.]

So, talking animal. What's that like?

'Bout the same as bein' human, 'cept nobody around here let's you into joints. I ain't had no trouble wit' that before now. [He is so offended by this blatant racism, man.]

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Meowth, there's a way around your problem of not getting into bars.

[Oh my Arceus, Mary. It's not always about alcohol. :|]

... Huh? [HE HAS MINIONS, MARY. WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM?]

[But the alcohol is a benchmark for how successful you are at passing as an adult! It's like a yardstick. Of booze.]

You know, people keeping you out of stores and things like that.

Have you heard about the citizenship test?

Yeah? What about it? [And how does it apply to him and his... Life of racism and depravity.

...He says as he claws his way into another Cadbury egg.]

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[more suspicious than accusing] Do I know you?

I was one o' Caster's personal friends, so if you weren't in good wit' her, you ain't in good wit' me. [In that she fed him and let him sleep in her bed.

That counts.]

I knew her well enough for her to send diamonds for Christmas. [Though with how mysterious that woman was, she could have sent diamonds to half of the Port for all he knew.] Tonegawa Yukio, manager of Imperial Finance. Who are you?

SHE SENT YOU DIAMONDS?! [...

Awkward pause.

Yeeeeah.] I prefer t' remain anonymous.

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Aaaah... those look so good...!

I think that last outin' after dark used up th' last o' my nine lives and this is Heaven. I'm so happy. [Rolling in the deeeep... or just in Cadbury eggs.]

Can I have some too?

[Hmmm... BRIGHT IDEAS R US.] Sure, kid, but I got a little favor t' ask you first.

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