jokerofcrime: (♠ dirty rotten schnooks)
𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐇 ([personal profile] jokerofcrime) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-14 11:28 pm

005 (Video) Backdated to before Sirens.

[There is darkness.

It is a horrible, shifting, terrifying darkness from whence only a tiny bit of light escapes. AND OH, THE SOUNDS. THE HORRIBLE SOUNDS. A cacophony of smacking and pleased sighs. The darkness shifts, more light pours through, shining like some beacon of Heaven in this most dark, horrible-

And then Meowth moves and the NV reveals that he's been buried in a pile of Cadbury eggs THE ENTIRE TIME. His mouth is covered in chocolate and his presently licking the creme filling out of one of them.]
I don't know what's goin' on, but I think I can get used t' this. [One of his goons walks by with a basket of the eggs and proceeds to dump them on top of the unsuspecting cat.] HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DUMPIN THOSE, YOU BIG LU- Hey, this one's got caramel in it. [Om nom caramel egg.] Keep 'em comin', boys. I think I picked a good day to get a hankerin' for fried eggs, even if they can't find a real one in this joint nowheres.


[The following is an anonymous voice message sent to the NV of every known criminal enterpriser in Port- basically, if you were in Caster's personal network of villains or Black Mask's good books and/or made it public knowledge in the criminal underground what you were all about... It's safe to assume you got this (although it's mostly relevant to Caster's little club). It's anonymous in that voice is modified... Unfortunately, it... can't hide bad Bronx grammar. And it's not untraceable- who do you think Meowth is? A genius?]

I think Caster had th' right idea, gettin' us all together-like. Just 'cause she's gone don't mean we oughta let her hard work go t' waste. So who's got control over that these days now that she's gone?
ace_of_knaves: Hipster filters. Hipster filters everywhere. (helpless prey to sharper tooth or claw)

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[personal profile] ace_of_knaves 2012-03-15 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Are you proposing a league of evil?
failedparenting: (28s: Character development engage!)

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[personal profile] failedparenting 2012-03-15 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't chocolate poison to cats?

[Or is it dogs? He can never remember.]
defineshinky: (Lineface. Let Me Show you It.)

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[personal profile] defineshinky 2012-03-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Talking... cat... Okay.]

Hey, cat, does this Cadbury awesomeness happen a lot?
defineshinky: (So That's What You're Going With?)

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[personal profile] defineshinky 2012-03-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Think we're all lucky today. [To prove the point, Wendy lifts up one of the many Cadbury eggs she's received today and takes a bite.]

So, talking animal. What's that like?
defineshinky: (Am I Bovvered?)

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[personal profile] defineshinky 2012-03-15 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that must suck. You try telling 'em how old you are in cat years?
momchester: (+ aww yeeeah)

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[personal profile] momchester 2012-03-15 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Meowth, there's a way around your problem of not getting into bars.
12second_orz: (pensive)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-03-15 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
[more suspicious than accusing] Do I know you?
hairdecs: (creepin' over)

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[personal profile] hairdecs 2012-03-15 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaah... those look so good...!
ace_of_knaves: Hipster filters. Hipster filters everywhere. (Going in the dark and never coming out)

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[personal profile] ace_of_knaves 2012-03-15 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A syndicate. How dull.
hairdecs: (You choo choo choose me?)

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[personal profile] hairdecs 2012-03-16 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Can I have some too?
defineshinky: (Fuck You I Know Shit)

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[personal profile] defineshinky 2012-03-16 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well you know, they can't keep you out if you're twenty-one. Then you can get all the beer you want. Cat's still a paying citizen, right?
12second_orz: (time to d-d-d-d-duel)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-03-16 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew her well enough for her to send diamonds for Christmas. [Though with how mysterious that woman was, she could have sent diamonds to half of the Port for all he knew.] Tonegawa Yukio, manager of Imperial Finance. Who are you?
momchester: (+ are you sure about that?)

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[personal profile] momchester 2012-03-17 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[But the alcohol is a benchmark for how successful you are at passing as an adult! It's like a yardstick. Of booze.]

You know, people keeping you out of stores and things like that.

Have you heard about the citizenship test?
defineshinky: (Who Spiked His Milk?)

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[personal profile] defineshinky 2012-03-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'd guess? Most places have a no pets rule but... you don't count as a pet, do you? With the talking and... [She squints at the NV.] the bling.

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