Eleventh Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The video opens with Loki sitting at a kitchen table, covered in empty egg cartons, Cadbury wrappers and Red Bull cans]

Had someone introduced my prior incarnation to these delicious creations, I might never have attempted to take over or otherwise destroy Midgard.

[A small groan as he sits up straighter] And thus I have decided to share the deliciousness with everyone.

[A pause and he spells out] P. S. they'll not change back. [Then grins and the feed cuts.]

[OOC: As always, the Lux is exempt. Elaine scares him.]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

Tang?

[Now you get to explain to him what that is slang for. Because he's looking at you in utter confusion.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah man, poontang.

[You should just know, alright?]

[doeswhathewants]

That sounds awful. What is it?

[Oh no, not at all. Your American slang is foreign to him!]

[the_dead_pool2]

Its something that girls have, ask them for it first.

[This should be entertaining]

[doeswhathewants]

I shall ask Claire. She is most informative on certain matters. ...Youko probably wouldn't know.]

[He's going to tell her you told him to ask her.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Well girls are weird, so make sure you placate her with some kind of gift or something.

[Meh, he is training her for free, and helping her hide out, she owes him really]

[doeswhathewants]

[Claire already taught him about thongs. Sort of. What's one more weird gender related question]

That just sounds weird. Besides, I have already gifted everyone with Cadbury eggs.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yes, but you gave it to everyone, girls like to feel like special snowflakes.

[doeswhathewants]

I am not sure. Claire is rather like a warrior, yes? And Sif, likewise a warrior, never indulged in those girlish sorts of things.

[the_dead_pool2]

Claire is a formely suburban cheerleader. I think gifts are pretty safe.

[doeswhathewants]

Ah! I know what a cheerleader is. Hm. What sort of gift do you think she would like?

[the_dead_pool2]

Pom-poms? Maybe one of those voice amplifier thingies. I suppose flowers usually works too.

[doeswhathewants]

I was thinking something more friend-ish.

Maybe something sharp. I shall consider her as I would Sif!

[the_dead_pool2]

Haven't got to weapon training yet, she might get ahead of herself.

[doeswhathewants]

Does not mean she must use it, yet.

[the_dead_pool2]

Considering she has pestered me for the past month or so to start weapon training, she probably would.

[doeswhathewants]

Then uh- start weapons training her.

[the_dead_pool2]

Let me explain this is a way you'll understand.

[Clears his throat]

I'm her master at arms. I'll decide when she starts to use weapons, savvy?

[doeswhathewants]

...[Well, that actually does make sense.] My mistake.

Ah.

Hm. Then I am out of ideas.

[the_dead_pool2]

Well you could get Mr. Muggles something. She does love that dog.

[doeswhathewants]

This is true! Perhaps a blue mohawk for him. Thora is enjoying her pink one.

...I think.

[the_dead_pool2]

Can't you communicate with them or something?

[doeswhathewants]

If I were a beast, I would speak as the beast. But ah- that seems a little weird, talking to her dog.

[the_dead_pool2]

Eh, you could also just get a bone or something.

[doeswhathewants]

Boring.

And I have never gifted boring things.