Eleventh Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The video opens with Loki sitting at a kitchen table, covered in empty egg cartons, Cadbury wrappers and Red Bull cans]

Had someone introduced my prior incarnation to these delicious creations, I might never have attempted to take over or otherwise destroy Midgard.

[A small groan as he sits up straighter] And thus I have decided to share the deliciousness with everyone.

[A pause and he spells out] P. S. they'll not change back. [Then grins and the feed cuts.]

[OOC: As always, the Lux is exempt. Elaine scares him.]

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Haven't got to weapon training yet, she might get ahead of herself.

[doeswhathewants]

Does not mean she must use it, yet.

[the_dead_pool2]

Considering she has pestered me for the past month or so to start weapon training, she probably would.

[doeswhathewants]

Then uh- start weapons training her.

[the_dead_pool2]

Let me explain this is a way you'll understand.

[Clears his throat]

I'm her master at arms. I'll decide when she starts to use weapons, savvy?

[doeswhathewants]

...[Well, that actually does make sense.] My mistake.

Ah.

Hm. Then I am out of ideas.

[the_dead_pool2]

Well you could get Mr. Muggles something. She does love that dog.

[doeswhathewants]

This is true! Perhaps a blue mohawk for him. Thora is enjoying her pink one.

...I think.

[the_dead_pool2]

Can't you communicate with them or something?

[doeswhathewants]

If I were a beast, I would speak as the beast. But ah- that seems a little weird, talking to her dog.

[the_dead_pool2]

Eh, you could also just get a bone or something.

[doeswhathewants]

Boring.

And I have never gifted boring things.

[the_dead_pool2]

A bone that sings?

[doeswhathewants]

A bone that sings the lamented tale of the murdered man it was taken from? Cliche.

Perhaps a bone that can never be entirely chewed up. Regenerative.

[the_dead_pool2]

I was thinking more of a random song, but thanks for the creepy, kid.

So you are going to gift Claire with a never-ending bone and ask about Poontang?

[doeswhathewants]

What is wrong with that?

[the_dead_pool2]

Just confirming.

[doeswhathewants]

.... perhaps a dog collar instead. [Oh Deadpool. He's suspicious.]

[the_dead_pool2]

As long as its sparkly, in a collar Claire likes should be fine.

[Either way, it sends the wrong message]

[doeswhathewants]

Then I shall tentatively follow your advice. [He will get you back.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Your confidence in me...as always is astounding.

[Pssssh, this just makes them even for the toilet incident]

[doeswhathewants]

Confidence? Only in my ability to suddenly turn your suit invisible while you are wearing it. [Loki doesn't do even pfft.]

[the_dead_pool2]

I'll be sure to send you some pictures then.

[doeswhathewants]

I am fairly certain that's illegal. And you are forgetting I grew up on Asgard. Naked men are not anomalous there.

[the_dead_pool2]

You clearly haven't seen me naked.

Pffffft. Like legality binds me, I'm not one of those lawyer types with a stick up their arse about laws.