Eleventh Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The video opens with Loki sitting at a kitchen table, covered in empty egg cartons, Cadbury wrappers and Red Bull cans]

Had someone introduced my prior incarnation to these delicious creations, I might never have attempted to take over or otherwise destroy Midgard.

[A small groan as he sits up straighter] And thus I have decided to share the deliciousness with everyone.

[A pause and he spells out] P. S. they'll not change back. [Then grins and the feed cuts.]

[OOC: As always, the Lux is exempt. Elaine scares him.]

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

.... perhaps a dog collar instead. [Oh Deadpool. He's suspicious.]

[the_dead_pool2]

As long as its sparkly, in a collar Claire likes should be fine.

[Either way, it sends the wrong message]

[doeswhathewants]

Then I shall tentatively follow your advice. [He will get you back.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Your confidence in me...as always is astounding.

[Pssssh, this just makes them even for the toilet incident]

[doeswhathewants]

Confidence? Only in my ability to suddenly turn your suit invisible while you are wearing it. [Loki doesn't do even pfft.]

[the_dead_pool2]

I'll be sure to send you some pictures then.

[doeswhathewants]

I am fairly certain that's illegal. And you are forgetting I grew up on Asgard. Naked men are not anomalous there.

[the_dead_pool2]

You clearly haven't seen me naked.

Pffffft. Like legality binds me, I'm not one of those lawyer types with a stick up their arse about laws.

[doeswhathewants]

I have seen Doom nude. Worse than that?

If you have something I've not seen before, I shall throw a dollar at it.

[the_dead_pool2]

You know, I can't say I have, so not sure.

Dude, thats pretty cheap. If you are going to make me feel like a stripper slash hooker, at least go a little higher then that.

[doeswhathewants]

Should you choose to show off, then I will be forced to critique.

It would be more for payment of the novelty rather than the nudity, so, no.

[the_dead_pool2]

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, cheapskate.

[doeswhathewants]

Rude.

[the_dead_pool2]

Just speaking truth.

[doeswhathewants]

Still rude.

[the_dead_pool2]

Haters gonna hate.

[doeswhathewants]

I am not a hater!

[the_dead_pool2]

Awwww, denial thats cute.

[doeswhathewants]

You ought not taunt gods of mischief.

[the_dead_pool2]

You ought to grow thicker skin, or a quicker tongue, if thou is finding my words prickly.

[You just got called out, yo]

[doeswhathewants]

Thou are in need of a grammar lesson if thee wishes to use thine words properly.

[HUFF]

[the_dead_pool2]

Thou questions my grammar?! Honour demands I challenge thee to a fish slapping duel!

[doeswhathewants]

You are making this up.

[the_dead_pool2]

Did you grow up in Canada? No you didn't.

This is how we settle things.

[doeswhathewants]

It is no hólmganga, but I accept your challenge.