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[thelightbringer]

[Hello, Siren's Port. See this GIANT NOSE on screen? It belongs to this puppy here:]






[Eventually Lucifer picks it and the NV up.]

Well, I think he's ready to take on MIT now.

Comments

Re: action;

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer grins at him. The animals have Lucifer distracted from the many things he hates about this world, and so things have been remarkably peaceful. He gets up to sit by Michael and pats his brother's leg, signalling Frasier to hop up.

The puppy is big and clumsy and has to struggle to climb up.]

action;

[servingfather]

[Obviously whenever Lucifer gets bored Michael should just get an animal to distract him with. As the puppy climbs up he shuts his book and tosses it to the other end of the couch then proceeds to help Frasier up.]

We'll have the apartment full of animals soon at this rate.

[A bird, a hellhound, two semi-adopted kittens, one Magneto-kitten and now a puppy. Still Michael doesn't sound annoyed.]

[thelightbringer]

Like a zoo. Except better. No cages, hm, Frasier?

[He ruffles the puppy's ears as it happily licks Michael's face.]

I think that's his name now. Thoughts?

[servingfather]

We'll need something less "domesticated house-pet" to have a real zoo in here.

[Michael doesn't try to push the puppy's wet kisses away, and instead uses his hand to scratch the puppy's back.]

Frasier. I like it.

[thelightbringer]

Hellhounds don't do it? Maybe we should get a lion. We could call it Zachariah.

[servingfather]

One "exotic" animal won't do it. [Pffft, he laughs at that.] Only if the lion is as obedient as Zachariah is.

[thelightbringer]

We could make him that way.

How did you keep him in line? Last I heard, he was getting a little cocky.

[servingfather]

A lioness would be much better, at least she would hunt for her own food.

It's easy. I let him do as he wants so long as he got the job done and if he crossed me I threatened to banish him to Earth for the rest of eternity.

[thelightbringer]

As long as she only hunts two-legged rodents.

[He laughs] And to think, I bribed demons with a promise of getting them to Earth.

[servingfather]

Now, now brother. That is not the way the food chain works.

[Wow, they certainly know how to get loyal followers, don't they?] Can't argue with what works.

[thelightbringer]

No? Survival of the fittest, isn't it?

[He offers the puppy a sock to chew on; it decides Michael needs to play tug-o-war with it.]

[servingfather]

As true as that may be I'd rather not have to mount a rescue mission because she got caught eating humans.

[For a moment Michael stares at the sock, trying to figure out what Fraiser wants. Finally he takes the other end and pulls, initiating the game.]

[thelightbringer]

Fine, fine. I'll let you feed her, brother.

[He distracts Frasier from the game by poking him, tugging his tail, messing with his ears.]

You're not working tonight. Let's go stir up trouble with the dinner crowd.

[servingfather]

Who will we get to name her?

[Since that's what they do. Michael gives the sock a good shake to make the game more interesting.]

What sort of trouble?

[thelightbringer]

Why not Fred? We've let almost everyone else we like have a go.

[Frasier's growls don't sound remotely intimidating yet but he does his best, his tail wagging furiously.]

We could go to Purgatory.

[servingfather]

That can be arranged, I'm sure.

[That growl has Michael chuckling.]

Is this a plan to get drunk or to just drink all of the alcohol there while harassing people?

[thelightbringer]

A little of both. What's the fun in going to that place if we can't chase off a few people?

[Yup, still holding a grudge for Jinx and Gabriel.]

[servingfather]

I'm fairly sure that if we get drunk we could run off more than just a few with our antics.

[He doesn't care about Jinx. And probably never will.]

[thelightbringer]

True. The trick I showed you, when we're girls? Has the opposite effect when we're male.

[servingfather]

[Okay now that has him outright laughing.]

Does it? [It makes sense.]

[thelightbringer]

Oh but don't take my word for it. Let's go and find out. Make extra sure.

[servingfather]

If you insist. First hand experience is the best way to learn new things. [Not fighting this idea at all even though he knows he can always believe Lucifer's word.]

[thelightbringer]

I'll bet you no one will offer us drinks or ask for a threesome this time~