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[thelightbringer]

[Hello, Siren's Port. See this GIANT NOSE on screen? It belongs to this puppy here:]






[Eventually Lucifer picks it and the NV up.]

Well, I think he's ready to take on MIT now.

Comments

[thelightbringer]

No? Survival of the fittest, isn't it?

[He offers the puppy a sock to chew on; it decides Michael needs to play tug-o-war with it.]

[servingfather]

As true as that may be I'd rather not have to mount a rescue mission because she got caught eating humans.

[For a moment Michael stares at the sock, trying to figure out what Fraiser wants. Finally he takes the other end and pulls, initiating the game.]

[thelightbringer]

Fine, fine. I'll let you feed her, brother.

[He distracts Frasier from the game by poking him, tugging his tail, messing with his ears.]

You're not working tonight. Let's go stir up trouble with the dinner crowd.

[servingfather]

Who will we get to name her?

[Since that's what they do. Michael gives the sock a good shake to make the game more interesting.]

What sort of trouble?

[thelightbringer]

Why not Fred? We've let almost everyone else we like have a go.

[Frasier's growls don't sound remotely intimidating yet but he does his best, his tail wagging furiously.]

We could go to Purgatory.

[servingfather]

That can be arranged, I'm sure.

[That growl has Michael chuckling.]

Is this a plan to get drunk or to just drink all of the alcohol there while harassing people?

[thelightbringer]

A little of both. What's the fun in going to that place if we can't chase off a few people?

[Yup, still holding a grudge for Jinx and Gabriel.]

[servingfather]

I'm fairly sure that if we get drunk we could run off more than just a few with our antics.

[He doesn't care about Jinx. And probably never will.]

[thelightbringer]

True. The trick I showed you, when we're girls? Has the opposite effect when we're male.

[servingfather]

[Okay now that has him outright laughing.]

Does it? [It makes sense.]

[thelightbringer]

Oh but don't take my word for it. Let's go and find out. Make extra sure.

[servingfather]

If you insist. First hand experience is the best way to learn new things. [Not fighting this idea at all even though he knows he can always believe Lucifer's word.]

[thelightbringer]

I'll bet you no one will offer us drinks or ask for a threesome this time~