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[asano_san]

[You know the drill. It's ask the network a question time!]

Hey, everyone. What do you do when your roommate is TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SO HE CAN GO OFF AND BE IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO THINK ABOUT YOU AGAIN?!

[With a side of over-dramatic whining.]

Comments

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[buttwombs]

Well, yeah.

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[deathknellgrell]

What on earth for?

I'm sure there's loads of people who'd like to take you in.

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[buttwombs]

The people who want to take me in want to for all the wrong reasons.

I'm working on that... it's just going slowly.

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[deathknellgrell]

[ A shrug ]

Beggars can't be choosers, you know. Darkness monsters will do more than love you.

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[buttwombs]

Is it really so wrong that I don't want to sleep with some stranger?

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Grell throws up his hands. ]

That's why I introduced you to Keigo in the first place! So he wouldn't be a stranger.

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[buttwombs]

... I don't have any money! I can't ask to move in with him.

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[deathknellgrell]

I'm sure you can work out some sort of agreement.

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[buttwombs]

[Shudders. Visibly.]

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[deathknellgrell]

...like offering to clean up after him, remove moldy things from the refrigerator, turn the oven off, cook something for him other than cold cereal, remind him to do his laundry and so forth.

I really don't think the poor boy can cope on his own!

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[buttwombs]

... oh. Like a maid?

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[deathknellgrell]

Or "substitute mother." That's what he needs, really.

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[buttwombs]

Hmm. I'll ask him about it.

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[deathknellgrell]

Good boy!

And then I'll pat you and scratch you behind the ears, when I come and visit.

♥

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[buttwombs]

Do you HAVE to?

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[deathknellgrell]

Don't you like it?

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[buttwombs]

Would YOU like being treated like an animal?

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[deathknellgrell]

But you are an animal!

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[buttwombs]

But I'm still a human. I like to be treated like a human.

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[deathknellgrell]

Er, Norio. Perhaps you aren't aware of this, but--

I'm a Grim Reaper.

Treating someone "like a human" has a rather particular meaning, for me.

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[buttwombs]

A-A Grim reaper?!

But aren't those supposed to be less... less... red?

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[deathknellgrell]

Most of them are less red.

[ Sniffs ]

But that's their failing, not mine.

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[buttwombs]

I almost died once! It's too soon for it to happen again!

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[deathknellgrell]

So choose.

[ Imperiously ]

Would you rather be reaped? Or scratched behind the ears and petted like a good kitty?

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[buttwombs]

F-fine! I'll let you treat me like a cat!