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[asano_san]

[You know the drill. It's ask the network a question time!]

Hey, everyone. What do you do when your roommate is TRYING TO GET RID OF YOU SO HE CAN GO OFF AND BE IN LOVE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO THINK ABOUT YOU AGAIN?!

[With a side of over-dramatic whining.]

Comments

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[asano_san]

Then I can hope the Darkness monster that gets me makes it quick?

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[deathknellgrell]

Well, yes. Assuming that happens, also...

Can I have your Xbox? You won't be using it, if you're homeless. Or dead.

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[asano_san]

[No words!]

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[deathknellgrell]

Is that a "yes"?

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[asano_san]

No! I'm taking it with me! I'll throw it at the monster and get a few more seconds of life!

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[deathknellgrell]

Well!

That seems like an awfully selfish attitude to take, particularly when you've got a good friend who would enjoy it~!

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[asano_san]

But not a good enough friend to keep me from dying on the streets?!

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[deathknellgrell]

...you want to move in with us?

[ Toothy GRIN! ]

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[asano_san]

Don't you already have someone on your couch?

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[deathknellgrell]

Not anymore. He moved out a few days ago.

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[asano_san]

I still can't. I'm supposed to move in with Yosuke.

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[deathknellgrell]

Oh - so you've got a place to live! Why didn't you say so in the first place?

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[asano_san]

It doesn't change the fact that Uryuu can't wait to get away from me!

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[deathknellgrell]

Are you - jealous?

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[asano_san]

No! I don't need you acting like I'm interested in Uryuu like that! Shikamaru already called me an asshole!

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[deathknellgrell]

Did he?

Oooooh, I knew it, I knew it! You've had feelings for Uryuu all along!

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[asano_san]

What?!

NO!

He said that because I'm complaining about Uryuu on the network!

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[deathknellgrell]

Never mind what Shikimaru said, who cares about him? You're a much better match for Uryuu, you're just the sort of person he needs: emotional, demonstrative, devoted...

Ooooh! And I just thought of a solution to all our problems!

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[asano_san]

And he can't wait until he no longer has to live with me! That's a great start to a relationship!

I don't think I want to know.

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Brightly! ]

I could reap Shikimaru, and then Uryuu wouldn't have anywhere to go, and you wouldn't have to move out. And you could be ~together~♥

And, most importantly, your Xbox would stay put!

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[asano_san]

NO! You can't do that!

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[deathknellgrell]

Of course I can. It's the perfect solution.

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[asano_san]

No! It's not! Uryuu will kill you! And then he'll kill me for giving you the idea!

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[deathknellgrell]

Don't worry about that - I'll make it look like an accident.

[ A pause. ]

A chainsaw accident.

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[asano_san]

We're in the middle of a city! Why would he ever use a chainsaw?