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[phazeandblood]

FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS LARGELY DIRECTED AT MY SO CALLED FRIENDS SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME THEN CONTINUE MINDING YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, TAKE A MOMENT AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT ANY OF THIS INFORMATION FOR ANYONE WHO'S TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ IT ALL THROUGH THE FIRST TIME.
FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER ALL OF YOU SEEM TO HAVE POPPED OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THERE'S SOMETHING ME AND DIRK HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT SHOULD BE COMPLETED SOONER THAN LATER ONCE WE GET THE LAST DETAILS OF THE PLACE WORKED OUT.
THAT BEING A BOARDING HOUSE OF SORTS SPECIFICALLY FOR ALL OF US SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THESE PIECE OF SHIT APARTMENTS AND RENT HANGING OVER OUR HEADS.
AND MAYBE I FIGURED IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD IN THIS PLACE IF ALL OF US WERE TOGETHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE ALREADY BECOME SICK OF EACH OTHER DUE TO THAT THREE YEAR JOURNEY FROM HELL.
THIS IS MOSTLY NOT OPTIONAL BY THE WAY BECAUSE FUCK YOU WE'VE PUT A LOT OF HARD WORK INTO THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO APPRECIATE THAT.
YES, THERE'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR EVERYONE AND CERTAIN SOCIALLY RETARDED BULGESUCKING HACKER CAN HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM IF NECESSARY BUT SHARING IS OPTIONAL IN CASE BY SOME FUCKED UP, GOD FORBID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THIS WORD, MIRACLE HAPPENS AND FAR TOO MANY OF THE OTHERS COMES OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE.
ON TOP OF THAT IT'S GOING TO SAVE ANY OF YOU HUMANS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL INSTEAD OF GETTING A DECENT PAYING FUCKING JOB SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILLS ON TOP OF THAT WORK THEY GIVE YOU.
NOW I'M ALSO AWARE THERE'S A FEW OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FORMALLY MET YET SO WE'RE GOING TO FIX THAT BY THE BEST MEANS POSSIBLE.
WHICH IS TO SAY THIS FRIDAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A MOVIE NIGHT AT MY PLACE THAT'S MANDATORY.
JAKE, FEEL FREE TO BRING ANY OF THE MOVIES YOU WANT.
JOHN, YOU *MIGHT* BE ALLOWED TO BRING A MOVIE IF IT DOESN'T SUCK ASS AND DOESN'T INVOLVE NIC CAGE.
DAVE DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK ANY OF THE MOVIES AND THIS EXTENDS TO YOU TOO SOLLUX.
DRINKS AND SNACK FOOD WILL BE SUPPLIED BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT FUCKING GENEROUS.
I EXPECT EVERYONE TO SHOW UP AT LEAST AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE THE EVENING SIRENS GO OFF, THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH DARKNESS BULLSHIT EXCUSES AND PEOPLE SKIPPING OUT.

NILL AND SCATTY, YOU TWO ARE FREE TO JOIN US ON FRIDAY FOR THE MOVIE NIGHT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

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[reassures]

I'd love to come. We haven't met yet, after all.

Should I bring anything?

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[phazeandblood]

ANYTHING YOU THINK YOU MIGHT NEED TO SURVIVE THE NIGHT WITH A GROUP OF ASSHOLES.
ASPIRIN IS RECOMMENDED BUT NOT REQUIRED.

text;

[reassures]

I meant something more like food. I have a few movies, too, but I gave a lot of them to Jake.

[twin_armageddons]

wow fuck you?
ju2t for that ii am briingiing 2ome moviie2.

and the hiive thiing ii2 2tiill a terriible iidea, even gamzee thiink2 2o.

[phazeandblood]

DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO WATCH THEM.

AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE PLACE YET BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A SELF CENTERED PRICK TO LEND A HAND FIXING IT UP.
JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE BEFORE YOU GO GETTING YOUR FUCKING MUTATED BULGES IN A TWIST OVER IT.
IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE REALLY THAT FUCKING HORRIBLE THEN FEEL FREE TO FEND FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT ANY HELP.

[twin_armageddons]

2ure people would rather watch them than whatever tra2h you're briingiing.
how do you not 2ee how terriible iit ii2 goiing two be.
2omeone ii2 goiing two diie.
not even beiing dramatiic here, ii genuiinely expect 2omeone two actually DIIE.

permavid.

[symmachy]

Depends entirely on the movie.

[phazeandblood]

THERE'S GOING TO BE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ONE, SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY OF TELLING.

[symmachy]

[ugh ugh she hates going into things unprepared!!]

I'll stop by. [just for u]

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[moveslikestrider]

hahaha taking pot shots at me at every turn
thats not familiar at all
have your night i got better shit to do

[phazeandblood]

WHAT?
NO, IT'S MANDATORY AND YOU HAVE TO COME.
NILL'S GOING TO BE THERE TOO, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE HER ALONE WITH EVERYONE ELSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT WELL?

[moveslikestrider]

nill can do what she wants
shes can take care of herself
where as i have a lot of shit to do and that comes first

[reassures]

Dave doesn't need to go just to keep me company, Karkat.

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[gunsling]

That sure is a whole lot of text!
If im following along here youre holding some kind of housewarming party for yourself and want me to bring the entertainment?
I think i can arrange this.

[phazeandblood]

AND YOU'VE MISSED BOTH POINTS, BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY SURPRISE ME SO I'LL SUM IT UP FOR YOU.
POINT 1: THERE'S GOING TO BE A PLACE FOR ALL OF US TO LIVE TOGETHER SOON ONCE IT'S DONE.
POINT 2: THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE TIME WHERE ALL OF US HAS BEEN TOGETHER SO WE'RE FIXING THAT WITH A MOVIE NIGHT AT MY APARTMENT.
BETTER TO UNDERSTAND THAT WAY?

[gunsling]

It was a lot to read and you went off all kinds of directions there!
But what youre saying is its not a housewarming party for you and your friends and more just a casual get together?

[pranksterheir]

those both sound great, karkat!
do you know who matthew mcconnaughey is?

[phazeandblood]

I KNEW AT LEAST YOU WOULD APPRECIATE MY EFFORTS HERE.
AND YEAH, I'VE HAD TWO YEARS TO SIT AND DO JACK SHIT BUT GO OVER HUMAN MOVIES AND HE ISN'T SO BAD.
SO THAT GRANTS YOU PERMISSION TO BRING MOVIES AND MAYBE YOU *MIGHT* BE ALLOWED TO TORTURE EVERYONE WITH CAGE IF YOU CAN GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO AGREE TO SIT THROUGH IT.
NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES THOUGH.

[pranksterheir]

i only had jade, dave sprite, and my nanna around on the ship so getting to hang out with everyone else more sounds awesome.
well, there was jaspers and the crocodiles and salamanders and all... but they were kind of not really smart.
have you seen failure to launch? oh, what about ghostbusters? everyone has to see ghostbusters at least once in their life.

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[renaissance_ninja]

Save me a seat will you?
I have some shit to handle that might not be done in time.
I'm going to see if I can grab English for assistance, but I should make it a little later in the evening.
Don't worry if its after the sirens.

text; private

[phazeandblood]

DIRK, I NEED YOU TO TALK TO DAVE IMMEDIATELY.
GO FIND HIM AND MAKE SURE HE'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE SEEMS TO THINK I'VE TAKEN YOU AWAY FROM HIM AND NOW SEEM TO BE TRYING TO TAKE HIS FRIENDS AWAY TOO WHEN HE DOESNT' SEEM TO REALIZE HE'S ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS.
SO, YEAH.
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO AND I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO LISTEN TO ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO EXPLAIN.

text; private

[renaissance_ninja]

[Its a while before Karkat gets a reply. He honestly feels all kinds of guilty now after reading that. This wasn't what he'd planned, he'd just been so busy trying to secure a decent place to live.]

I'll see what I can do.
Dave's his own man, its not a case of him listening to anyone, but perhaps we need to listen to him?
Don't you worry over this, this is Strider business.

[Because that's really all he can say at the moment.]

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[spaceydog]

karkat, you have surprised me
i didnt think you were actually going to go through with it
but you did!!

so i guess you can have a =O to show how surprised i am!!

[phazeandblood]

WHICH PART HERE DO YOU SEEM MOST SURPRISED ABOUT BECAUSE IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THERE'S TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS THAT I'VE LISTED.

[spaceydog]

oh its that you got the place together!
like you actually found a house big enough to fit us all!!
i didnt think you would actually be able too!
movies nights will never been a surprise coming from you :P