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sirenspull2012-11-15 04:30 am
phazeandblood) wrote in sirenspull2012-11-15 04:30 am
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FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS LARGELY DIRECTED AT MY SO CALLED FRIENDS SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME THEN CONTINUE MINDING YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, TAKE A MOMENT AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT ANY OF THIS INFORMATION FOR ANYONE WHO'S TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ IT ALL THROUGH THE FIRST TIME.
FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER ALL OF YOU SEEM TO HAVE POPPED OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THERE'S SOMETHING ME AND DIRK HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT SHOULD BE COMPLETED SOONER THAN LATER ONCE WE GET THE LAST DETAILS OF THE PLACE WORKED OUT.
THAT BEING A BOARDING HOUSE OF SORTS SPECIFICALLY FOR ALL OF US SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THESE PIECE OF SHIT APARTMENTS AND RENT HANGING OVER OUR HEADS.
AND MAYBE I FIGURED IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD IN THIS PLACE IF ALL OF US WERE TOGETHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE ALREADY BECOME SICK OF EACH OTHER DUE TO THAT THREE YEAR JOURNEY FROM HELL.
THIS IS MOSTLY NOT OPTIONAL BY THE WAY BECAUSE FUCK YOU WE'VE PUT A LOT OF HARD WORK INTO THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO APPRECIATE THAT.
YES, THERE'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR EVERYONE AND CERTAIN SOCIALLY RETARDED BULGESUCKING HACKER CAN HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM IF NECESSARY BUT SHARING IS OPTIONAL IN CASE BY SOME FUCKED UP, GOD FORBID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THIS WORD, MIRACLE HAPPENS AND FAR TOO MANY OF THE OTHERS COMES OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE.
ON TOP OF THAT IT'S GOING TO SAVE ANY OF YOU HUMANS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL INSTEAD OF GETTING A DECENT PAYING FUCKING JOB SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILLS ON TOP OF THAT WORK THEY GIVE YOU.
NOW I'M ALSO AWARE THERE'S A FEW OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FORMALLY MET YET SO WE'RE GOING TO FIX THAT BY THE BEST MEANS POSSIBLE.
WHICH IS TO SAY THIS FRIDAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A MOVIE NIGHT AT MY PLACE THAT'S MANDATORY.
JAKE, FEEL FREE TO BRING ANY OF THE MOVIES YOU WANT.
JOHN, YOU *MIGHT* BE ALLOWED TO BRING A MOVIE IF IT DOESN'T SUCK ASS AND DOESN'T INVOLVE NIC CAGE.
DAVE DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK ANY OF THE MOVIES AND THIS EXTENDS TO YOU TOO SOLLUX.
DRINKS AND SNACK FOOD WILL BE SUPPLIED BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT FUCKING GENEROUS.
I EXPECT EVERYONE TO SHOW UP AT LEAST AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE THE EVENING SIRENS GO OFF, THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH DARKNESS BULLSHIT EXCUSES AND PEOPLE SKIPPING OUT.
NILL AND SCATTY, YOU TWO ARE FREE TO JOIN US ON FRIDAY FOR THE MOVIE NIGHT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
ALRIGHT ASSHOLES, TAKE A MOMENT AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO REPEAT ANY OF THIS INFORMATION FOR ANYONE WHO'S TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ IT ALL THROUGH THE FIRST TIME.
FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER ALL OF YOU SEEM TO HAVE POPPED OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE ONE AFTER ANOTHER AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THERE'S SOMETHING ME AND DIRK HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THAT SHOULD BE COMPLETED SOONER THAN LATER ONCE WE GET THE LAST DETAILS OF THE PLACE WORKED OUT.
THAT BEING A BOARDING HOUSE OF SORTS SPECIFICALLY FOR ALL OF US SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THESE PIECE OF SHIT APARTMENTS AND RENT HANGING OVER OUR HEADS.
AND MAYBE I FIGURED IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD IN THIS PLACE IF ALL OF US WERE TOGETHER DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE ALREADY BECOME SICK OF EACH OTHER DUE TO THAT THREE YEAR JOURNEY FROM HELL.
THIS IS MOSTLY NOT OPTIONAL BY THE WAY BECAUSE FUCK YOU WE'VE PUT A LOT OF HARD WORK INTO THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO APPRECIATE THAT.
YES, THERE'S GOING TO BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR EVERYONE AND CERTAIN SOCIALLY RETARDED BULGESUCKING HACKER CAN HAVE THEIR OWN ROOM IF NECESSARY BUT SHARING IS OPTIONAL IN CASE BY SOME FUCKED UP, GOD FORBID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO USE THIS WORD, MIRACLE HAPPENS AND FAR TOO MANY OF THE OTHERS COMES OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE.
ON TOP OF THAT IT'S GOING TO SAVE ANY OF YOU HUMANS WHO FEEL THE NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL INSTEAD OF GETTING A DECENT PAYING FUCKING JOB SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BILLS ON TOP OF THAT WORK THEY GIVE YOU.
NOW I'M ALSO AWARE THERE'S A FEW OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T FORMALLY MET YET SO WE'RE GOING TO FIX THAT BY THE BEST MEANS POSSIBLE.
WHICH IS TO SAY THIS FRIDAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A MOVIE NIGHT AT MY PLACE THAT'S MANDATORY.
JAKE, FEEL FREE TO BRING ANY OF THE MOVIES YOU WANT.
JOHN, YOU *MIGHT* BE ALLOWED TO BRING A MOVIE IF IT DOESN'T SUCK ASS AND DOESN'T INVOLVE NIC CAGE.
DAVE DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK ANY OF THE MOVIES AND THIS EXTENDS TO YOU TOO SOLLUX.
DRINKS AND SNACK FOOD WILL BE SUPPLIED BECAUSE I'M JUST THAT FUCKING GENEROUS.
I EXPECT EVERYONE TO SHOW UP AT LEAST AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE THE EVENING SIRENS GO OFF, THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH DARKNESS BULLSHIT EXCUSES AND PEOPLE SKIPPING OUT.
NILL AND SCATTY, YOU TWO ARE FREE TO JOIN US ON FRIDAY FOR THE MOVIE NIGHT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
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IT'S GOING TO BE HARD ENOUGH TO STOP JOHN FROM PLAYING HIS SHITTY CON AIR BULLSHIT.
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maybe ii wiill ju2t go play game2 iin2tead.
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AND NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT BECAUSE I WILL DRAG YOUR ASS THERE IF I HAVE TO, YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY IN THIS.
AND SINCE I'VE DECIDED TO LET UP A BIT ON JOHN I'LL THROW OUT THAT YOU *MIGHT* BE ABLE TO SHOW WHATEVER SHITTY MOVIE YOU DECIDE TO BRING ALONG.
SINCE I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE HELL JUST TO GET ONE OF MY ROMCOMS WATCHED, WHICH FOR THE RECORD I WASN'T EVEN PLANNING ON BEING THE MOST OF IT BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT OPTIMISTICLLY RETARDED, I MIGHT AS WELL ALLOW OTHERS TO ARGUE THEIR POINTS AS WELL.
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THAT'S SERIOUSLY ALL YOU'VE GOT TO SAY ON THE MATTER?
HERE I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO FLIP YOUR SHIT OR SOMETHING BUT WOW WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG CAPTOR.
I'M ALMOST IMPRESSED.
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[Just accept it before the mood changes]
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YOU CAN COME OVER EARLY AND HELP ME SET SHIT UP THEN.