002 // VIDEO // BACKDATED TO VALENTINE'S DAY

[plushrumpus]

[The first thing the viewer probably notices isn’t the slightly strange first-person angle, or the massive tangle of plushes beneath the figure that appears to be reclining on it, but one specific object. The one plush of the many like it that appears to be sitting right on the filmer's chest, front and center, perhaps most notable for its bright pink color, upwardly curved Gonzo-like nose, and particularly… shapely backside.]

Yeah, I’d call this a resounding fuckin’ success.

[Out reaches one arm, fingerless gloved-hand carefully taking hold of the smuppet’s head, and animates it with a voice that, in comparison to Bro’s perfect deadpan, barely sounds like it could have come from the same person.

Who even has falsetto like that?]

You said it! Tee hee~

I like how the hearts came out. They’re a good addition.

Oh, theeese? [That sure is a puppet butt all up on your screen, viewers. Or specifically the side of it, where there’s a couple skillfully-embroidered hearts on one cheek.]

Excuse me, could you wave your ass a little more shamelessly in our faces, please. I don’t think everyone got an intimate enough look.

[A theatrical gasp, as the smuppet is moved back to its former spot of sitting squarely on Bro’s chest, facing the camera.] Shameless? Me? Why I never! [And there go two little plush arms, positioned into a haughty hands-on-hip pose.]

Callin’ it like I see it.

You really are the worst. Hmph! [That rounded head gets turned up and away, suspiciously-shaped schnoz snootily turned to the sky as the plush finally saunters bouncily off-camera, leaving the viewer with silence for a moment.]

Yeah. She’ll be back. Though for now, I’ll have to deliver the message myself. [Up reaches one hand again, this time to take his NV off his face and turn it around so the camera faces him-

Wait, where did that second pair of shades come from?]

Happy Valentines Day, all you lovebirds out there. Or Butthurt Singles Awareness Day, for the bachelors and bachelorettes that need to get the fuck over themselves. [With that, he brings his free hand up to his face, and blows the manliest of kisses.

so.

COOL.]





(OOC: So Bro sent out V-Day smuppets to a shit ton of people. Castmates, non-castmates, even a few complete strangers probably woke up to find one of these little dudes on their doorstep. If you want one, just make note of it in the subject line or something. I’ll leave the specifics like colors up to you guys!)

Comments

text; totally a green one?

[vestalvogue]

[She has no idea what she just saw. She has no idea what the thing she found on her doorstep was, except now she's putting the pieces together and she's really not sure she wants to.

She really just wants to say What the fuck Bro, but this is Kanaya.]

Bro
Er
Assuming You Are The One Who Left These On Our Front Doorstep
These Because I Dont Even Know Exactly What It Is And I Am Not Sure I Want To Although I Guess It Is Nice Of You To Think Of Me For Whatever Reason
What Do I Do With It

TEXT; bueno :3

[plushrumpus]

ideally you should cherish it with whatever feelings you cherish a valentine from someone you have a platonic and slightly distant relationship with.
like those ones you got in grade school from classmates you never talk to.
but they have to give them to everybody so its like oh.
its that kid.
well okay this is dumb.
i dont even like her.
last week she pushed me on the playground and didnt apologize.
but hey at least i got chocolate out of this right.
wait do aliens even have valentines or grade school.

[vestalvogue]

No We Do Not
Furthermore I Dont Believe We Have Any Context In Which It Would Be Acceptable To Present Gifts To Someone You Have No Interest In
Apart From The Concept Of Tribute But Er I Dont Think Thats Really Applicable Here
But
I Will Accept That This Is Just Some Kind Of Strange New Dimension On Typical Human Insincerity Masquerading As Genuine Or Some Signifier Of An Emotion I Dont Really Grasp
Thank You Very Much For The Lovely Gesture
I Can Say With Great Sincerity Is Very Well Made
Really Impressive Actually
Did You Design Them Yourself

text; she def got a red one B)

[scalemates]

SO WH3N 1 WOK3 UP TH1S MORN1NG
OH BY TH3 W4Y YOUR S1LLY D1URN4L SCH3DUL3?
SUCKS
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
4NYW4Y
WH3N 1 WOK3 UP TH1S MORN1NG
1 FOUND SOM3TH1NG V3RY 1NT3R3ST1NG ON TH3 R1M OF YOUR B4THTUB >:]
4 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY MORS3L ST4R1NG R1GHT 4T M3
WHY TH4NK YOU, BRO-M4N LUSUS
1 H4V3 N3V3R H4D 4 B3TT3R F4C3 TO W4K3 UP TO >;]

[plushrumpus]

good.
i went to great lengths to find the most delectable shade of red canada has to offer.

[scalemates]

W3LL TH3N YOUR HUNT H4S S3RV3D YOU W3LL!
TH3 PUPP3T W4S QU1T3 TH3 YUMMY TR34T 1 N33D3D TO W4K3 M3 UP
1N F4CT 1 B3L13V3 1 M4Y G1V3 YOU 4 PROMOT1ON L4T3R
HOW WOULD YOU L1K3 TO SUPPLY M3 W1TH 4LL TH3 R3DS 1N TH1S WORLD?

video - a sunny yellow one? Haha sorry could not resist.

[hairdecs]

Ah!

You're the one that made Mr. Sunny?

[Yes, he named it already. It is sitting on the bed behind him with his robot, Cosmo.]

VIDEO; no one can resist their foamy goodness /brow wiggle

[plushrumpus]

One and only.

[hairdecs]

Thank you so much! He's really cute! I like his funny nose!

( action. )

[rehashes]

[ and down the stairs comes Dave, smuppet in hand (well, holding it by the hair with two fingers like he's carrying a dirty rag). and he wastes absolutely no time in marching up to Bro and pointing the smuppet at him, nose first for optimal effect. ]

What the fuck is this.

ACTION

[plushrumpus]

[Oh sorry, what was that, Dave? He can't hear your bitching over the sound of his infinite swag.

Seriously, this pile is goddamn comfy.]

Exactly what it looks like. [He doesn't even need to look. He knows already.]

ACTION

[rehashes]

[ points that smuppet at him more intensely. with shaking. and also finger pointing. ]

No. This is bad. This is unacceptable. [ POINT ] Bad, Bro. Bad.

No.

voice;

[motioned]

[She is just... ignoring the part about puppet butts because wow, awkward.]

Oh, it's kind of cute! Where'd you get it?

VOICE

[plushrumpus]

Made 'em myself.

VOICE

[motioned]

Wow! Was that hard?

text. hell why not

[thelovers]

[ yukari is giving the most unsure look to the smuppet in her apartment as it sits so impudently on her kitchen table. she found the bright pink... thing on her doorstep this morning along with two others but god its it creepy. ]

You are so weird.

TEXT; hehehehe >:]

[plushrumpus]

sorry i think you spelled awesome wrong.

the most awful.

[thelovers]

[ ]

No, I'm pretty sure I meant weird. Why did I get one? I don't even know who you are.

text; pink one :3

[greenshift]

hehe thanks daves bro!

[ text sure is great for hiding any (unsure) feelings ]

TEXT

[plushrumpus]

[Hence the Strider abuse of it.

I mean what?]

my pleasure.

TEXT

[greenshift]

[ A secret, revealed. ]

its really....
neat!
did you make them yourself here?

text;

[horsepower]

D --> Oh
D --> So you were the one leaving these impudently rumped things scattered about everywhere
D --> They make me feel
D -->

[pause]

D --> They are of very elegant construction
D --> And surprisingly absorbent

TEXT

[plushrumpus]

[No, no, where was that initial thought going man. Don't leave him hanging.]

thanks.

I am editing to say that text goes here... It is a Text comment... Text

[gunsling]

...
Ah.

[ Suddenly everything in life no longer makes a lick of sense. ]

good

[plushrumpus]

this is the best way to spend valentines and you know it.