002 // VIDEO // BACKDATED TO VALENTINE'S DAY

[plushrumpus]

[The first thing the viewer probably notices isn’t the slightly strange first-person angle, or the massive tangle of plushes beneath the figure that appears to be reclining on it, but one specific object. The one plush of the many like it that appears to be sitting right on the filmer's chest, front and center, perhaps most notable for its bright pink color, upwardly curved Gonzo-like nose, and particularly… shapely backside.]

Yeah, I’d call this a resounding fuckin’ success.

[Out reaches one arm, fingerless gloved-hand carefully taking hold of the smuppet’s head, and animates it with a voice that, in comparison to Bro’s perfect deadpan, barely sounds like it could have come from the same person.

Who even has falsetto like that?]

You said it! Tee hee~

I like how the hearts came out. They’re a good addition.

Oh, theeese? [That sure is a puppet butt all up on your screen, viewers. Or specifically the side of it, where there’s a couple skillfully-embroidered hearts on one cheek.]

Excuse me, could you wave your ass a little more shamelessly in our faces, please. I don’t think everyone got an intimate enough look.

[A theatrical gasp, as the smuppet is moved back to its former spot of sitting squarely on Bro’s chest, facing the camera.] Shameless? Me? Why I never! [And there go two little plush arms, positioned into a haughty hands-on-hip pose.]

Callin’ it like I see it.

You really are the worst. Hmph! [That rounded head gets turned up and away, suspiciously-shaped schnoz snootily turned to the sky as the plush finally saunters bouncily off-camera, leaving the viewer with silence for a moment.]

Yeah. She’ll be back. Though for now, I’ll have to deliver the message myself. [Up reaches one hand again, this time to take his NV off his face and turn it around so the camera faces him-

Wait, where did that second pair of shades come from?]

Happy Valentines Day, all you lovebirds out there. Or Butthurt Singles Awareness Day, for the bachelors and bachelorettes that need to get the fuck over themselves. [With that, he brings his free hand up to his face, and blows the manliest of kisses.

so.

COOL.]





(OOC: So Bro sent out V-Day smuppets to a shit ton of people. Castmates, non-castmates, even a few complete strangers probably woke up to find one of these little dudes on their doorstep. If you want one, just make note of it in the subject line or something. I’ll leave the specifics like colors up to you guys!)

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[horsepower]

D --> Oh
D --> So you were the one leaving these impudently rumped things scattered about everywhere
D --> They make me feel
D -->

[pause]

D --> They are of very elegant construction
D --> And surprisingly absorbent

TEXT

[plushrumpus]

[No, no, where was that initial thought going man. Don't leave him hanging.]

thanks.

TEXT

[horsepower]

[No way he's not going to share his awkward feelings with anyone, much less a human, oh goodness.]

D --> I appreciate fine craftmanship, no matter the medium
D --> I find the attention paid to the proboscis and posterior region to be particularly artistic

[plushrumpus]

[Damn.]

naturally man.
theyre the goddamn highlights of the design.
a smuppet without a robust schnoz and plump ass aint a fucking smuppet at all.

damn smuppet yo ass is lookin ill, come and see yo doctor

[horsepower]

D --> Yes, but
D --> E%cuse me
D --> Could you perhaps
D --> Abstain from using such dirty language
D --> If you w001d not be entirely opposed

if you say so, doc (blush)

[plushrumpus]

sorry man but i kinda would be.
damn.
you work for the cussing cops or something.

reply from beyond the grave

[horsepower]

D --> No
D --> Unfortunately I do not
D --> Is that perhaps a method of gainful employment here
D --> I w001d be rather pleased to work for such a noble cause, really

/*0*\

[plushrumpus]

dunno.
this is canada after all.
it might exist.