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sirenspull2012-02-15 09:02 am
plushrumpus) wrote in sirenspull2012-02-15 09:02 am
002 // VIDEO // BACKDATED TO VALENTINE'S DAY
[The first thing the viewer probably notices isn’t the slightly strange first-person angle, or the massive tangle of plushes beneath the figure that appears to be reclining on it, but one specific object. The one plush of the many like it that appears to be sitting right on the filmer's chest, front and center, perhaps most notable for its bright pink color, upwardly curved Gonzo-like nose, and particularly… shapely backside.]
Yeah, I’d call this a resounding fuckin’ success.
[Out reaches one arm, fingerless gloved-hand carefully taking hold of the smuppet’s head, and animates it with a voice that, in comparison to Bro’s perfect deadpan, barely sounds like it could have come from the same person.
Who even has falsetto like that?]
You said it! Tee hee~
I like how the hearts came out. They’re a good addition.
Oh, theeese? [That sure is a puppet butt all up on your screen, viewers. Or specifically the side of it, where there’s a couple skillfully-embroidered hearts on one cheek.]
Excuse me, could you wave your ass a little more shamelessly in our faces, please. I don’t think everyone got an intimate enough look.
[A theatrical gasp, as the smuppet is moved back to its former spot of sitting squarely on Bro’s chest, facing the camera.] Shameless? Me? Why I never! [And there go two little plush arms, positioned into a haughty hands-on-hip pose.]
Callin’ it like I see it.
You really are the worst. Hmph! [That rounded head gets turned up and away, suspiciously-shaped schnoz snootily turned to the sky as the plush finally saunters bouncily off-camera, leaving the viewer with silence for a moment.]
Yeah. She’ll be back. Though for now, I’ll have to deliver the message myself. [Up reaches one hand again, this time to take his NV off his face and turn it around so the camera faces him-
Wait, where did that second pair of shades come from?]
Happy Valentines Day, all you lovebirds out there. Or Butthurt Singles Awareness Day, for the bachelors and bachelorettes that need to get the fuck over themselves. [With that, he brings his free hand up to his face, and blows the manliest of kisses.
so.
COOL.]
(OOC: So Bro sent out V-Day smuppets to a shit ton of people. Castmates, non-castmates, even a few complete strangers probably woke up to find one of these little dudes on their doorstep. If you want one, just make note of it in the subject line or something. I’ll leave the specifics like colors up to you guys!)
Yeah, I’d call this a resounding fuckin’ success.
[Out reaches one arm, fingerless gloved-hand carefully taking hold of the smuppet’s head, and animates it with a voice that, in comparison to Bro’s perfect deadpan, barely sounds like it could have come from the same person.
Who even has falsetto like that?]
You said it! Tee hee~
I like how the hearts came out. They’re a good addition.
Oh, theeese? [That sure is a puppet butt all up on your screen, viewers. Or specifically the side of it, where there’s a couple skillfully-embroidered hearts on one cheek.]
Excuse me, could you wave your ass a little more shamelessly in our faces, please. I don’t think everyone got an intimate enough look.
[A theatrical gasp, as the smuppet is moved back to its former spot of sitting squarely on Bro’s chest, facing the camera.] Shameless? Me? Why I never! [And there go two little plush arms, positioned into a haughty hands-on-hip pose.]
Callin’ it like I see it.
You really are the worst. Hmph! [That rounded head gets turned up and away, suspiciously-shaped schnoz snootily turned to the sky as the plush finally saunters bouncily off-camera, leaving the viewer with silence for a moment.]
Yeah. She’ll be back. Though for now, I’ll have to deliver the message myself. [Up reaches one hand again, this time to take his NV off his face and turn it around so the camera faces him-
Wait, where did that second pair of shades come from?]
Happy Valentines Day, all you lovebirds out there. Or Butthurt Singles Awareness Day, for the bachelors and bachelorettes that need to get the fuck over themselves. [With that, he brings his free hand up to his face, and blows the manliest of kisses.
so.
COOL.]
(OOC: So Bro sent out V-Day smuppets to a shit ton of people. Castmates, non-castmates, even a few complete strangers probably woke up to find one of these little dudes on their doorstep. If you want one, just make note of it in the subject line or something. I’ll leave the specifics like colors up to you guys!)
yes
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oh wait its fucking futile because ive already found the best.
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and then lounging in that instead.
right.
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sound the fuckin alarms cause i think lil jakey here might get some.
best of luck to you man i hope she turns out to be a hottie.
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Its just a short outing with a roommate of mine.
Im not entirely sure what she wants but it would be rude for me to turn her down.
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so is she a hottie.
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But yes shes a very attractive young woman.
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its pretty much always relevant.
especially given this situation.
doesnt matter if you bang her or not.
or even if you wanna bang her in the first place.
doesnt really matter if its just as friends either.
a vday date with a hot girl is still a vday date with a hot girl.
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