Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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sirenspull2012-10-23 02:12 pm
phazeandblood) wrote in sirenspull2012-10-23 02:12 pm
003 ♋ VIDEO
[Here's a first, Karkat's actually saying fuck text all together right off the bat and just going with video. His apartment isn't really anything to brag about behind him, just a bunch of scattered DVD's and a strange purple pod thing with green slime in it viewable behind the couch off to the side of the screen.]
I've heard about and done some research regarding this upcoming human holiday, and it seems like a bunch of conflicting stories and bullshit. Doesn't this entire thing defeat the purpose of people telling their kids not to take candy from strangers? Like "Hey dumbass don't take candy from someone you don't know in case they're trying to kill or rape you or something. Unless it's the last day of that month, then dress up in a pretty costume for the nice serial killer rapist and take whatever they give you."
Seriously, what the fuck humans?
[He shakes his head, because seriously. Seriously he does not understand you humans.]
That bullshit aside, I'm kind of looking forward to the parties that come with it, never celebrated any human holidays before but I've seen them in a lot of movies and they look interesting. So who can tell me more about those?
[He almost goes to turn off his NV, but seems to remember something.]
Oh yeah. Hey, Naruto, that's your name right? Come on asshole, the injury is healed and you owe me a fight.
I've heard about and done some research regarding this upcoming human holiday, and it seems like a bunch of conflicting stories and bullshit. Doesn't this entire thing defeat the purpose of people telling their kids not to take candy from strangers? Like "Hey dumbass don't take candy from someone you don't know in case they're trying to kill or rape you or something. Unless it's the last day of that month, then dress up in a pretty costume for the nice serial killer rapist and take whatever they give you."
Seriously, what the fuck humans?
[He shakes his head, because seriously. Seriously he does not understand you humans.]
That bullshit aside, I'm kind of looking forward to the parties that come with it, never celebrated any human holidays before but I've seen them in a lot of movies and they look interesting. So who can tell me more about those?
[He almost goes to turn off his NV, but seems to remember something.]
Oh yeah. Hey, Naruto, that's your name right? Come on asshole, the injury is healed and you owe me a fight.
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How does that work?
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I was an asshole and future me would always jump in the memo to tell past me what a fucking idiot I was being and how ashamed I was I wrote that shit in the first place. It never ended well and was pretty fucking embarrassing in hindsight.
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That sounds unnecessarily complicated.