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[dr_orpheus]

[He's been trying to take the high road when it comes to the antics of the tiny god of mischief. Not a peep out of him over the candy corn! Did you see that? Not a single word! He may have even managed a chuckle and a thought of "well played", once he finally unclenched his jaw. More recently, he didn't once accuse him verbally of the sex swapping in the days before the culprit came clean.

But today, Dr. Byron Orpheus has had enough.

Maybe he's been called Count Chocula by one too many passersby, as if a cape isn't a perfectly acceptable thing to wear. Maybe holidays focused on family give him an extra dose of missing his daughter and the fact that it's THANKSGIVING IN OCTOBER just further emphasizes the fact that he's not at home.

Regardless of the precise reason, he has set the NV at one end of his dinner table while he sits at the other. There's a faint haze around the food items as he levitates them over the table, making mashed potatoes, rolls and green beans spin and somersault around his reanimated turkey.]

I can make my food dance, too. I fail to see how it's that impressive of a feat.

Comments

[brat_from_hell]

Good question. I'd like to see that in court.

[doeswhathewants]

Or a made-for-television-movie. Stephen Strange could play Orpheus.

[brat_from_hell]

Who's Stephen Strange?

[doeswhathewants]

Sorcerer Supreme in my world. Or was. Difficult to remember.

[brat_from_hell]

That's a pretty impressive title. Is he an actor, too?

[doeswhathewants]

Probably not. But this would be a low budget endeavor.

[brat_from_hell]

You think he'd be willing to play the part of Mr. Orpheus?

[doeswhathewants]

Considering he isn't actually here I think the point is moot for now. But it never hurts to ask if he does show up.

[dr_orpheus]

And are you two enjoying yourselves?

[doeswhathewants]

Greatly.

[brat_from_hell]

Yes. Thank you for asking.