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[He's been trying to take the high road when it comes to the antics of the tiny god of mischief. Not a peep out of him over the candy corn! Did you see that? Not a single word! He may have even managed a chuckle and a thought of "well played", once he finally unclenched his jaw. More recently, he didn't once accuse him ~~verbally~~ of the sex swapping in the days before the culprit came clean.

But today, Dr. Byron Orpheus has had enough.

Maybe he's been called Count Chocula by one too many passersby, as if a cape isn't a perfectly acceptable thing to wear. Maybe holidays focused on family give him an extra dose of missing his daughter and the fact that it's THANKSGIVING IN OCTOBER just further emphasizes the fact that he's not at home.

Regardless of the precise reason, he has set the NV at one end of his dinner table while he sits at the other. There's a faint haze around the food items as he levitates them over the table, making mashed potatoes, rolls and green beans spin and somersault around his reanimated turkey.]

I can make my food dance, too. I fail to see how it's that impressive of a feat.

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Oooohhhh boy, so it's like all the wizards are having a food fight magic battle showdown now, is that it?

A food fight would be unbecoming of a man my age.

So instead you've got a bouncing dinner roll show.

Yes. Not something that happens IN A HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA.

Wouldn't know, I ditched the whole high school idea.

[The food settles back down to the table's surface. This requires his full attention.]

You are a truant?

I never went to school here. I've had jobs.

Another crime of the city, that our youth are forced into early employment to survive on their own!

That's only levitation, not reanimation. Boring.

I wasn't forced, that was my choice!

Aren't you too old to be playing with your food like that?

I prefer to leave my food undesecrated that way.

What? But surely you must want to better yourself through education!

I consider it a demonstration, not "playing".

Desecrated is such an inflammatory word.

Oh, I get it. It's a demonstration if you do it, but it's playing if I do it.

Edited 2012-10-09 21:11 (UTC)

And what word would you prefer?

Edited 2012-10-09 21:28 (UTC)

Dinner and a show. As the saying goes.

It would be playing if either of us did it purely for our own amusement.

I'm doing this to make a point.

What if the dinner is so occupied with giving you a show that it's impossible to eat it?

And that point is what? That you don't respect Thanksgiving?

That I don't respect THOSE WHO TOY WITH OUR DELICIOUS DINNERS.

And you decided to show that you don't by playing with your food.

Then you're either not very clever or not very quick.

Through a demonstration of my powers.

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