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[dr_orpheus]

[He's been trying to take the high road when it comes to the antics of the tiny god of mischief. Not a peep out of him over the candy corn! Did you see that? Not a single word! He may have even managed a chuckle and a thought of "well played", once he finally unclenched his jaw. More recently, he didn't once accuse him verbally of the sex swapping in the days before the culprit came clean.

But today, Dr. Byron Orpheus has had enough.

Maybe he's been called Count Chocula by one too many passersby, as if a cape isn't a perfectly acceptable thing to wear. Maybe holidays focused on family give him an extra dose of missing his daughter and the fact that it's THANKSGIVING IN OCTOBER just further emphasizes the fact that he's not at home.

Regardless of the precise reason, he has set the NV at one end of his dinner table while he sits at the other. There's a faint haze around the food items as he levitates them over the table, making mashed potatoes, rolls and green beans spin and somersault around his reanimated turkey.]

I can make my food dance, too. I fail to see how it's that impressive of a feat.

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

And singing dishes.

[brat_from_hell]

That would be a pretty good show. How would you like to earn some money for a special performance at the Uzushio?

[doeswhathewants]

Animating corpses or dishes?

[brat_from_hell]

Dishes. Corpses near the food would be unhygienic.

[doeswhathewants]

So long as you do not need flaming goat heads.

[brat_from_hell]

We don't even have goat on the menu. Do you have any songs in mind that you'd like to animate the plates dancing to?

[doeswhathewants]

I have been introduced to the genre called "metal." It is appealing.

[brat_from_hell]

Oh! I know about metal. A couple of people here told me about it. How about some of the metal songs that have a symphony in the background?

[doeswhathewants]

Possibly. But it must be perfect. [Artists are temperamental.]

[brat_from_hell]

I worked at the Felton Theatre for over a year. I'm sure I can think of something.

[doeswhathewants]

Ah, that theater with the suicide show?

[brat_from_hell]

Yes. Although I was just an actor and singer there. I didn't have much say in the productions.

[doeswhathewants]

Still. Talk about a show stopper.

[brat_from_hell]

It's a pretty tough act to follow.