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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, hello there lads and gentleman. I'm sure you are glad the family jewels are back in their proper places, and that seeing them makes you have all sorts of happy faces. And so a number I learned in the caribbean, a few of you might be familiar with it.



[He takes a breath and then sings]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.

[ A brief pause]

You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Sure, whatever you say kettle.

[You totally have tons of tude, dude]

[inthejunk]

What?

[Yep. But as a bratty teenager, he is unaware of this. Enjoy?]

[the_dead_pool2]

You've also got a real shitty attitude.

[Come on really, you don't know that]

[inthejunk]

Look who's talking. Are we done here? It's obvious you changed your mind, so there's no point in hanging around to get insulted.

[the_dead_pool2]

Dude, that was my point, you repeating it is pointless. Difference is, I am fully aware that my attitude is shit.

[There is a bit of a look at that.]

Never said I wouldn't. You stop being a little bitch, and start treating me with a bit of respect, maybe I will. You can't expect someone to teach you if you keep acting like you are fricking entitled to it.

[He points at him, and then shrugs]

If you can't take a little verbal abuse, you'll probably crumple in a day of training anyway.

[inthejunk]

I wouldn't!

[Ignoring all the rest if that scolding, he's a man now damn it.]

I fight monsters practically all the time!

[the_dead_pool2]

Wow, you really filter shit out.

You are thick headed, stupid, and are more likely to cause damage then ever save anyone.

[A beat]

Meet me at dawn two weeks from now, Warehouse 47 don't be late, don't care if you have to get through a horde of Bieber fans to get there. Also, if you bitch about this right now, I will go to your place of business and fill it full of manure, and light it, and then laugh gleefully as shit literally burns down.

[inthejunk]

[Wow, dude. Gross.]

See you then!