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[the_dead_pool2]

Well, hello there lads and gentleman. I'm sure you are glad the family jewels are back in their proper places, and that seeing them makes you have all sorts of happy faces. And so a number I learned in the caribbean, a few of you might be familiar with it.



[He takes a breath and then sings]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.

[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.

[ A brief pause]

You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.

Comments

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[the_dead_pool2]

Inappropriate is fun, obviously.

[Like its the most obvious thing in the world]

Why should I care whats appropriate?

Voice

[bratziska]

I... there could be children listening to this network!

Voice

[the_dead_pool2]

They got to learn about that shit sometimes, not like I was showing porn on the Network or anything. Sometimes you just got to talk about dicks, cocks, and penises half the population has em, so whatever.

Voice

[bratziska]

I still don't see the point of it.

Voice

[the_dead_pool2]

Probably because you aren't aware of how to have fun.

[You can hear the shrug]

Voice

[bratziska]

I don't care about fun. Anyway, isn't sex ed something children should learn about from their parents?