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sirenspull2012-10-08 09:38 pm
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Well, hello there lads and gentleman. I'm sure you are glad the family jewels are back in their proper places, and that seeing them makes you have all sorts of happy faces. And so a number I learned in the caribbean, a few of you might be familiar with it.
[He takes a breath and then sings]
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
[ A brief pause]
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.
[He takes a breath and then sings]
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy...
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
[Hand gestures to demonstrate this]
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
[ A brief pause]
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Thank you very much. And remember fellas, wrap twice to keep things nice.