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[faking]

If ANYONE is going to complain then i absolutely get to too.

complain!
complain!
complain!

I don't feel any better. do you?


(and he has definitely become a she.)

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[rewritter]

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No.

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[faking]

Perhaps a misery party. it loves company, all that

A Lonely Hearts club with more wine and less hearts.

[rewritter]

No, I don't think that works either.

[faking]

It's not supposed to WORK, it's supposed to make it not working not matter for a small span of time.

[rewritter]

It's not doing that either, idiot.

[faking]

Idiot! YOU'RE an idiot. anyway I don't see what's wrong with the occasional drink amongst friends. it's theraputic. that's the point.

[FRIENDS, Fakir!!!]

[rewritter]

That's not going to solve this. Drinking is just a form of avoidance.

For idiots.

[faking]

We could have a sword party instead of an alcohol party.

[rewritter]

[ TEMPTING... ]

What exactly is that supposed to be?

[faking]

A sword party is when you duel out your aggression in order to feel fired-up and proactive. The ring of steel! the casual danger! the complete lack of avoidance for idiots!

[rewritter]

That



That just sounds stupid. And a waste of time and energy.

[faking]

That's like saying LIVING is a waste of energy! You're an energy hoarder.

[rewritter]

What? That doesn't even make sense, moron.

[faking]

i'm saying you don't even know what fun is. which is too bad because I supposed we had some common interests so we might as well make the most of it.

[rewritter]

All we have in common is this stupid, bizarre problem. I've put aside my sword a while ago.

[faking]

I meant someone ELSE stupid and bizarre. maybe you don't know the concept of best friends but I thought I was in a position to be diplomatic and excellent. and misery is supposed to be a good icebreaker!

[rewritter]

Am I supposed to know what you're talking about?

[faking]

Yes! I'm trying to create a stable and loving habitat for Ahiru!

[rewritter]

Fine, then we have that in common too.

[faking]

She's really important so I figure you're important too in your own way.

[rewritter]

I'm not.

[faking]

Wait you can't decide what is or is not important to me.

[rewritter]

I think I would rather be not important.

[faking]

I know but it doesn't work that way.

[rewritter]

Unfortunately.