text.

[faking]

If ANYONE is going to complain then i absolutely get to too.

complain!
complain!
complain!

I don't feel any better. do you?


(and he has definitely become a she.)

Comments

[faking]

I figured if we got on well enough I wouldn't be as mad that you're going to take her away from me but I don't think that's going to work out. it's complicated

[rewritter]

I'm what

You're misunderstanding, I'm taking her back home eventually but that's all

[faking]

I don't want to hear your redhead stealing excuses.

[rewritter]

What are you talking about

I'm not stealing her

[faking]

Then we can be friends.

[Alois Trancy's insane troll logic]

[rewritter]

No.

[faking]

See I knew it

She's my bosom friend and true love comrade so of course I have to be aware of my rivals. it's nothing personal.

[rewritter]

[ what is he reading what is going on WHAT. ]

Whatever you're thinking you've got it wrong

[faking]

Oh, I think I'm thinking EXACTLY right.

[rewritter]

no you're not we are not like that at all

[faking]

She really needs better judgement. I know I don't have the best track record but she should know i'm available for counsel. I could have straightened this out by now.

[rewritter]

she already has someone she likes

[faking]

I know. that's why we're best friends.

do you know him?

[rewritter]

he's my

[ how does he even describe Mytho, really. nothing seems to fit. ]

we're very close friends

[faking]

Does that mean he's a jerk? Is Ahiru in love with a jerk? I asked her that already but she would never say yes even if it was true so...

[rewritter]

No. Of course not. He's a noble person, a noble prince.

[faking]

Jerk friend and noble prince friend... I'll let it slide

So where does that leave you?

[rewritter]

[ he's not jerk friend?? ]

What kind of question is that?

[faking]

[Well he's certainly not NOBLE PRINCE FRIEND.]

One that I won't harass you for an answer to.

He must be really something.

[rewritter]

He is.

[ read: Fakir is pretty gay for him. ]