text.

[faking]

If ANYONE is going to complain then i absolutely get to too.

complain!
complain!
complain!

I don't feel any better. do you?


(and he has definitely become a she.)

Comments

[rewritter]

I'm not.

[faking]

Wait you can't decide what is or is not important to me.

[rewritter]

I think I would rather be not important.

[faking]

I know but it doesn't work that way.

[rewritter]

Unfortunately.

[faking]

Listen, Ahiru is my best fucking friend ever so I want to be good to people she's good to. it's like Gilbert, who is important not only because of his perfect hair and okay dinners but because Ahiru AND Ciel love him.

I mean we're a household.

[rewritter]

We are, but that doesn't mean anything. She has a lot of friends. I'm not interested in getting to know all of them.

[ or even most of them, or even some of them. ]

[faking]

I told myself I should have gone with the stealing her far away method but I didn't listen

[rewritter]

Wait

What.

[faking]

I figured if we got on well enough I wouldn't be as mad that you're going to take her away from me but I don't think that's going to work out. it's complicated

[rewritter]

I'm what

You're misunderstanding, I'm taking her back home eventually but that's all

[faking]

I don't want to hear your redhead stealing excuses.

[rewritter]

What are you talking about

I'm not stealing her

[faking]

Then we can be friends.

[Alois Trancy's insane troll logic]

[rewritter]

No.

[faking]

See I knew it

She's my bosom friend and true love comrade so of course I have to be aware of my rivals. it's nothing personal.

[rewritter]

[ what is he reading what is going on WHAT. ]

Whatever you're thinking you've got it wrong

[faking]

Oh, I think I'm thinking EXACTLY right.

[rewritter]

no you're not we are not like that at all

[faking]

She really needs better judgement. I know I don't have the best track record but she should know i'm available for counsel. I could have straightened this out by now.

[rewritter]

she already has someone she likes

[faking]

I know. that's why we're best friends.

do you know him?

[rewritter]

he's my

[ how does he even describe Mytho, really. nothing seems to fit. ]

we're very close friends

[faking]

Does that mean he's a jerk? Is Ahiru in love with a jerk? I asked her that already but she would never say yes even if it was true so...

[rewritter]

No. Of course not. He's a noble person, a noble prince.