integrity: [Season Seven] (Ω By this time next Thursday.)
Crowley ([personal profile] integrity) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-02-13 12:31 am

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So.

[Crowley is in his apartment, carefully turning something over in his hand. It's a silver knife -- and Crowley is wearing gloves so it doesn't burn him -- but why he has such a thing is beyond anyone's guess. Maybe Crowley just feels like being particularly creepy today. Who knows. Who gives a shit. Not Crowley, that's for sure.]

I thought someone had been feeding my dog something particularly disgusting, as apparently she's gained something of a fanclub within the Port, because she's gained weight. And not only has she gained weight, but she's been eating copious amounts of small fuzzy kittens lately, which is putting a damper both on my budget and my carpet.

Unfortunately, that isn't the case, because some insipid insect within the Port has decided it would be funny to impregnate my dog. Now --

[Crowley will just allow the importance of that statement to fall upon the ears of his loyal and adoring public for a moment before he continues speaking.]

Whoever did this has two options. They can speak now or forever hold their peace. Either way, their eyeballs will be ripped from their sockets and dangled from my windowsill as a warning to anyone else stupid enough to screw my dog.

Cheers.

[Click.]
shifting: (Approaches warily)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...I said I can turn into one.

I'm a shapeshifter.
shifting: (Nervous)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sam frowns, and is distinctly aware that the truthful answer is also probably the wrong one]

Why does it matter?
shifting: (Worn out)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-13 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, it's hard to have a conversation with you when you're puttin' me down every other comment. Just gonna point that out.

...Mostly it was to see if I could.
shifting: (Trainable)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-13 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[he blinks.] I'm not doin' anything with him. I know him, he's come over for dinner an' such, but it's nothin' more organized 'n that.
shifting: (No dumb mutt)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-13 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Just the other night. And I'd made him breakfast at the club a time before that.

There a point to this?
shifting: (Watching over the flock)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-14 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [absently. Sam seems rather unconcerned (and unconvinced).]

But back to the hellhounds - can I give it a shot or no?
shifting: (Muddy paws)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Sam nods slowly. It's not a definite - but it's a chance, which is more than the puppies had fifteen minutes ago.] No, yeah, 'course. They'd be your pups, after all.

...And if you do decide to keep 'em, my offer'll still be there.
shifting: (Obedience classes)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...All right. Just give me a sec to set up the NV somewhere...

[Sam looks for a convenient bookcase shelf. He's shifted for curious people over the NV before, but Christ does it never stop being awkward.]
shifting: (Eager to please)

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[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-14 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[he appreciates that. And - well, Edgeworth isn't home. He'll just put Gizmo (their Pomeranian) in another room.]

It'd probably be easier. You need the address?
shifting: (Sight hound)

[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sam doesn't jump - thanks to a number of visits from Lucifer, he's starting to become used to sudden appearances. But Gizmo, who had been sleeping under his desk, gets up with a start and barks at Crowley furiously.]

Hey, knock that off. [almost conversationally, turning a stare on her. The fluffy Pomeranian opts for a low growl instead, standing warily near her master. Sam sighs and scoops her up.] Let me just put her in another room. You want something to drink?
shifting: (Fine breeding)

[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-16 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[a laugh from the other room before he comes back, grinning easily] She's Edgeworth's, really. Since sharin' an apartment with him she's become both of ours. Not my first choice of breed, but she's sort of grown on me.

[he strips his shirt off]
shifting: (Unchained)

[personal profile] shifting 2012-02-16 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the time that's the owner's fault. They're small, so they treat 'em like a baby. ...'Course I suspect some of them of having complexes. The dogs, I mean.

[he's stripping casually as he talks, down to his boxers by the time he stops. (Normally he'd only have to unbutton his jeans, but he's becoming bigger, not smaller, and jeans are expensive.)]

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