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[integrity]

[When the video feed turns on, Crowley is examining a pair of handcuffs. They appear extraordinarily normal, save for the fact that Crowley is in what appears to be a sex shop, and he appears pretty pleased with himself.

He's been back in town for about three hours -- and he hasn't told anyone. No, he wants to savor it -- to revel in the fact that he has won. He did it. He, and no one else, managed to win the game that is Life. Screw the Winchesters, screw Castiel, screw everyone, he managed what no one else did.

He beat the Leviathan.

So why not enjoy himself a little? And, true to form (though perhaps much happier than the Port is used to), Crowley tosses the NV the most insufferably lazy smirk known to mankind.]

I will have you all know that I have official documentation, signed by several important people that you should all care about, stating that I am now the ruling king of Canada.

[He is completely and utterly serious.]

I accept fruit baskets and fine liquor as tribute. Anyone who attempts to give me flowers or honey will be shot and fed to the dogs.

[Didn't you miss him, Siren's Port?]

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[integrity]

Thank you, I'm quite proud of it.

[Even Crowley has to appreciate the hilarity in being dragged back to the Port when Dick Roman gave him Canada as a so-called consolation prize.]

[returnsmagic]

So how did you obtained Canada? I thought the ruler of Canada was the Queen of England.

[integrity]

A giant sea serpent gave it to me.

[returnsmagic]

You must have paid the serpent greatly. They are not known for charities.

[integrity]

No, they aren't -- but luckily for me, I am an excellent negotiator.

[returnsmagic]

A very sly one, if you obtained land from a queenly serpent.

[ Aurican says this very, very, very dryly. ]

[integrity]

He was a giant dick.

[With the utmost seriousness.]

He deserved to be cheated.

[returnsmagic]

Ah, a kingly one then. I take that he's dead? Serpents hate being cheated, the rampages they undergo . . .

[ Of course, serpents and dragons are practically the same thing in Aurican's world in terms of words alone. ]

[integrity]

I never kiss and tell.

[That fucker is so dead.]