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Bruce Banner ([personal profile] hulkbusted) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-07-09 12:05 pm

001: Video

[The man on the screen looks utterly exhausted. Haggard might even be apt considering the greyish pallor of his skin under his dark stubble and the even darker circles under his eyes. When the video jostles in his hold for a moment, it displays his bare chest before coming up to his face. He looks like he tried to wash off some combination of mud, sand, and various other things best not examined too closely and didn't do too great a job of it. Despite that, he tries for a tired smile and a finger taps the screen before withdrawing.]

First off, I'd like to say that Tony Stark makes the world's most durable phone. I'd do a testimonial commercial, but that might be in bad taste.

Second, I've read some of the information available and I think you'll understand it's not the easiest thing to swallow, but I'm going with it as a working theory for now. Don't ask why, it's a long story.

Third... [He trails off and turns his head away from the camera before looking back at it] I don't know what the third is, let's say I want to issue a blanket apology and leave it at that.

[ooc: The Hulk ended up getting stuck outside at sundown and fought (pounding and getting pounded on) all night. Between that and a chitauri invasion, I figure Bruce is feeling a little run down.]
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She would be upset if she knew that he thought shoes were more interesting than her right now.] Did I mention the part about the immortal vampire martial artist? [Oh my God she sounds like a bad B-movie character.]
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Being centered is for squares.]

Before, I believe. I'm almost hurt that you've forgotten so soon. I thought I'd left an impression.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, hearing that she still "stands out" from all that makes her grin, teeth and all. It would probably be a little terrifying if he hadn't already seen it before. She cocks a hip to the side and gently fingers her nunchaku, pleased.]

Good to know I still haven't lost my touch.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[If she was going to eat him, she would have done it fifteen minutes ago when she had his aura right in front of her. Sorry bro, but she does't like you that much yet.

And she does her best to look pouty.]


You mean they aren't now? Maybe I should take up science as a hobby.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Just wait until she tells him about that time she trained Achilles. A small smile graces her face.] Eight thousand years ago, I might have considered taking it up just for just that reason.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She follows, and pulls a wad of cash from her back jeans pocket to pay. Scathach completely ignores the strange look the shopkeeper keeps giving them.] No, it's actually a fad right now. I just grew up.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-11 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Without missing a beat, she follows him towards the changing rooms. No, she isn't going to follow him in. Just casually stand outside them.] I've been able to condense it quite well, actually.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, she doesn't have x-ray vision or anything. That would just be silly. She smiles to herself outside the changing room.]

Any more details right now, and you might become frightened of me.

[Look, she's just being honest.]
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She decides not to say that the past nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety years of her life have been spent building up a background of horrors. That would have to wait for their second date I mean meeting.

She gives a halfassed golf clap.]


Excellent. Then I believe it's time I showed you some cheap living quarters, unless you'd prefer to explore on your own.
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-12 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles, and ambles out the door with him.

And then cocks an eyebrow.]


Is that not your name?

[Boy you better not have lied to her.]
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods idly. Yes, she knew Deadpool. And yes, this was beginning to make sense.]

Different dimensions are a pain, aren't they?
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[personal profile] symmachy 2012-07-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean. There are at least six other vampires here, all of them bloodsuckers. I felt like I had to set the record straight almost as soon as I arrived.

[Because bloodsuckers gave her a bad reputation, and if she was going to make friends and all that shit, she couldn't have them be scared of her teeth. She nods, and offers him her small hand for a shake. There may or may not be a slip of paper with her phone number on it.]

Good luck, Bruce. I'll see you later.

[And when she walks away, you can only look at her ass for like five seconds before she'll notice.]
Edited 2012-07-12 04:21 (UTC)