Seventeenth Frost -- Accidental Video

[icy_heavens]

[When the feed comes on, it’s pretty clear it’s not on purpose. The screen is mostly looking up at the sky, though the corner of it seems to catch something made of ice. Just off screen, a pair of voices can be heard arguing.]

Get off me, stupid.

No. I like it here. You're comfy.

[An indignant huff.] Well, you're not. Move; I can't do anything like this.

You don't have to do anything. Just lay there and stay still. [Sounds of shuffling.] Is that better?

No. You know I hate that. I said get off, Bedwetter.

My bed's been dry for AGES!

Only because you've barely been in it the past two weeks. [A sound like there’s some sort of physical struggle going on.

[And then a thud.] Ow! Shirou-chan, you're being too rough!

[The feed cuts about here, perhaps fortunately.]


[[OOC: Forward-dated to early tomorrow morning because we are horrible people who can't wait. Friends and trolls everywhere come and embarrass them. Hinamori is purple, and Hitsugaya is green. Anyone who gets shown the ice scuplture will see this.]]

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[deathknellgrell]

Of course you don't, sweetie~♥

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[plum_that_snaps]

[To herself:] I told him not to call me that...

It's not any of your business anyway!

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[deathknellgrell]

It's always the quiet ones!

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[plum_that_snaps]

How does being quiet have to do with anything?

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[deathknellgrell]

What else does he like?

If he's fond of ~that~ sort of thing, there's got to be more.

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[plum_that_snaps]

[Most innocent response of all time:] He likes watermelon. And ice cream. And cold and ice in general.

And being grumpy. But I do my best to fix that.

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[icy_heavens]

Hinamori, that's not what he's talking about. Don't answer anything; he'll just take it the wrong way. [Facepalming here. Just . . . Oh, hell.]

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[plum_that_snaps]

He is being rather confusing. [Or is it she? It's hard to tell.]

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[icy_heavens]

[Shutting the NV off for this because . . . Well, that's obvious, right?]

He's completely misinterpreted what's going on. He thinks . . . [Holy hell, he doesn't want to say this. But Hinamori needs to stop innocently providing ammunition, here. The words come out more quietly and in a bit of a rush just to get this over with.] He thinks we're sleeping together.

[Please, please say she'll understand the euphemism. He doesn't want to say it outright.]

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[plum_that_snaps]

We sleep together all the time.

[GOOD THING YOU SHUT THE NV OFF, RIGHT?!]

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[icy_heavens]

[ONLY SMART DECISION HE'S MADE SO FAR TODAY.]

That's not . . . [Damn her innocence. No, he's not looking her in the eye. He's looking anywhere but at her right now.] "Sleeping together" as in . . . involving sex.

[Damn you for making him say it!]

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[plum_that_snaps]

[Why. Why would anyone— Time to change the subject!] It's a really lovely day, isn't it? I hope the sun doesn't melt your ice too quickly.

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[icy_heavens]

[Changing the subject: the perfectly healthy thing to do.]

It's not supposed to be hellish out today. Presuming it stays that way, it should last at least a week.

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[plum_that_snaps]

Of course it won't be hellish. That would mean it was snowing.

[She's in a good mood today. Teasing is allowed.]

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[icy_heavens]

[Hey, as long as they're sidestepping that whole sex thing.] Because it snows all the time there, I'm sure.

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[plum_that_snaps]

I don't know. I've never been.

[In the house]

[soul_scatter]

[He'll just be not saying anything and going to his room to cry into his pillow. Don't mind him at all.]

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[deathknellgrell]

Ice cubes? Food? That's not too unusual.

[ He leans into the camera, grinning horribly. ]

Tell me the real story. Tell me what a ~dirty boy~ he is.

[ Because he's going to be tattling every detail back to William! ]

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[plum_that_snaps]

[She thinks. Hard. About Hitsugaya and dirt.] He's actually very clean. Kind of meticulous. Responsible. I'm the one who ends up getting dirty.

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[deathknellgrell]

Aha~! So he prefers dirty girls, is that it?

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[plum_that_snaps]

I think he prefers being left alone, honestly.

[Watch her willfully try to direct this conversation in an innocent direction. And probably fail.]

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[icy_heavens]

Just shut the hell up. I've already said it's not like that at all.

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[deathknellgrell]

I believe you~♪

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[icy_heavens]

Don't patronize me.

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[deathknellgrell]

And I can't wait to show this to Will. He'll be so surprised!