Seventeenth Frost -- Accidental Video

[icy_heavens]

[When the feed comes on, it’s pretty clear it’s not on purpose. The screen is mostly looking up at the sky, though the corner of it seems to catch something made of ice. Just off screen, a pair of voices can be heard arguing.]

Get off me, stupid.

No. I like it here. You're comfy.

[An indignant huff.] Well, you're not. Move; I can't do anything like this.

You don't have to do anything. Just lay there and stay still. [Sounds of shuffling.] Is that better?

No. You know I hate that. I said get off, Bedwetter.

My bed's been dry for AGES!

Only because you've barely been in it the past two weeks. [A sound like there’s some sort of physical struggle going on.

[And then a thud.] Ow! Shirou-chan, you're being too rough!

[The feed cuts about here, perhaps fortunately.]


[[OOC: Forward-dated to early tomorrow morning because we are horrible people who can't wait. Friends and trolls everywhere come and embarrass them. Hinamori is purple, and Hitsugaya is green. Anyone who gets shown the ice scuplture will see this.]]

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[icy_heavens]

[ONLY SMART DECISION HE'S MADE SO FAR TODAY.]

That's not . . . [Damn her innocence. No, he's not looking her in the eye. He's looking anywhere but at her right now.] "Sleeping together" as in . . . involving sex.

[Damn you for making him say it!]

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[plum_that_snaps]

[Why. Why would anyone— Time to change the subject!] It's a really lovely day, isn't it? I hope the sun doesn't melt your ice too quickly.

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[icy_heavens]

[Changing the subject: the perfectly healthy thing to do.]

It's not supposed to be hellish out today. Presuming it stays that way, it should last at least a week.

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[plum_that_snaps]

Of course it won't be hellish. That would mean it was snowing.

[She's in a good mood today. Teasing is allowed.]

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[icy_heavens]

[Hey, as long as they're sidestepping that whole sex thing.] Because it snows all the time there, I'm sure.

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[plum_that_snaps]

I don't know. I've never been.

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[icy_heavens]

Then your statement doesn't carry any more weight than mine. [It's pretty hard to tell whether he's being serious or not.]

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[plum_that_snaps]

I'm sure there's probably someone here who could clear up this dispute. [Never mind that most versions of Hell would end up as evidence in Hitsu's favor.]

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[icy_heavens]

You want to talk to hellspawn? [Translation: that's just dumb.]

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[plum_that_snaps]

I meant someone who knows about it, not someone who... got sent there.

[In the house]

[soul_scatter]

[He'll just be not saying anything and going to his room to cry into his pillow. Don't mind him at all.]