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[doeswhathewants]

I've oft heard lately that a frozen dessert, iced cream, is good for those who are ill. Well, there are so many of you ill, I thought to contribute to assisting in your recovery by making this iced cream much more .... available.

[He's sitting on the ledge of a building, looking down on the street, the NV is focused on the street as police cars swarm after their quarry. The transformation is near instantaneous- cars, then large blobs of ice cream with overly large bananas sticking out of them. Uniformed officials scramble stickily out of the mess, only to find themselves slipping on the discarded banana peels. Loki's soft laughter is heard as the NV focuses in more sharply on the mess below.]

One may thank me in tribute of Red Bull and the Eggs of Cadbury, please no virgin sacrifices, that gets awkward.

[Oops. Loki may have accidentally interfered in police business. The NV clicks off. All typically exempted people are exempt, of course, Loki would never forget about you. Also Stark, if he owns a car.]

Comments

[thehighcost]

Of course! Ice cream is delicious, why wouldn't I eat it?

[doeswhathewants]

Uh- well. I am not entirely sure.

I do not think Hela eats, but I imagine you would be a different sort of creature, now.

[thehighcost]

I don't really need to eat. But I like eating! Don't you? There's so much tasty things, here!

[doeswhathewants]

Oh yes. Have you tried the Eggs of Cadbury? Or the Red Bull?

[thehighcost]

I love Cadbury eggs! And Red Bull, but have you tried Monster? Those are pretty good, too! If you get the right flavor.

[doeswhathewants]

Monster? Whatever is it made with? The hearts of monsters? That sounds rather ... meaty.

[thehighcost]

It's made of the same kind of thing the Red Bull is made of! It just has a really cool design on it, and they have so many different favors!