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[doeswhathewants]

I've oft heard lately that a frozen dessert, iced cream, is good for those who are ill. Well, there are so many of you ill, I thought to contribute to assisting in your recovery by making this iced cream much more .... available.

[He's sitting on the ledge of a building, looking down on the street, the NV is focused on the street as police cars swarm after their quarry. The transformation is near instantaneous- cars, then large blobs of ice cream with overly large bananas sticking out of them. Uniformed officials scramble stickily out of the mess, only to find themselves slipping on the discarded banana peels. Loki's soft laughter is heard as the NV focuses in more sharply on the mess below.]

One may thank me in tribute of Red Bull and the Eggs of Cadbury, please no virgin sacrifices, that gets awkward.

[Oops. Loki may have accidentally interfered in police business. The NV clicks off. All typically exempted people are exempt, of course, Loki would never forget about you. Also Stark, if he owns a car.]

Comments

[yieldtotheshield]

[Oh sure, make this difficult on him.] It's still the law, Loki. And what we don't need is them being displeased with you, okay?

[doeswhathewants]

[He never makes anything easy.]

I hardly think there are enough of them even working as of late- so many are ill as well, you see- as to be able to be proportionally displeased with me enough to make things difficult.

[yieldtotheshield]

And if they are spread thin already, they don't need this extra stress. All right?

[doeswhathewants]

Only because you say so, sir. [Oh god, look at him sucking up.]

[yieldtotheshield]

[Steve is proud of you c':]

Thanks, Loki. ....And please tell me you really left Tony's car alone.

[doeswhathewants]

[You're his favorite Avenger, Cap. Don't tell Thor.]

I left it entirely alone. You have my word.

[yieldtotheshield]

[Considering Steve still hasn't met Thor, Loki's still relatively safe in that department.]

...Good. Good. He's already concerned enough with this sickness that's going around, so I don't think he needs anything else to stress over.

[doeswhathewants]

[All the better, then!]

Is he afraid of contracting it?

[yieldtotheshield]

I think it's more him not wanting to get sick because then he wouldn't be able to spend as much time in his workshop than any actual fear of the disease itself.

[He scratches his head.]

Still, it's a good thing he's taking precautions.