doeswhathewants: (Innocent 2)
Loki ([personal profile] doeswhathewants) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-05-25 11:08 pm

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I've oft heard lately that a frozen dessert, iced cream, is good for those who are ill. Well, there are so many of you ill, I thought to contribute to assisting in your recovery by making this iced cream much more .... available.

[He's sitting on the ledge of a building, looking down on the street, the NV is focused on the street as police cars swarm after their quarry. The transformation is near instantaneous- cars, then large blobs of ice cream with overly large bananas sticking out of them. Uniformed officials scramble stickily out of the mess, only to find themselves slipping on the discarded banana peels. Loki's soft laughter is heard as the NV focuses in more sharply on the mess below.]

One may thank me in tribute of Red Bull and the Eggs of Cadbury, please no virgin sacrifices, that gets awkward.

[Oops. Loki may have accidentally interfered in police business. The NV clicks off. All typically exempted people are exempt, of course, Loki would never forget about you. Also Stark, if he owns a car.]
inthejunk: (Did you watch the midnight channel last)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It has vitamins, I guess. Uh. The broccoli, I mean. Not the feet. That's just something people say.
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[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-27 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess people die without them, maybe. No one's ever really said, before. Uh. They turn into proteins or something like that, and proteins are used to make your muscles move...or maybe that's sugar. Anyway, they're definitely important somehow.
inthejunk: (uuuh)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-29 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stare.]

Dude, that's really screwed up.