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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[crowsicle]

ive got a theme going here that id hate to ruin
i mean my guts are probably colored like macaroni and cheese
cant expect them to digest blue raspberry

[circumsutus]

In fact, not attending to obvious dietary restrictions might be making you even more ill.

[crowsicle]

is not eating
a dietary restriction
because puking my spleen up stopped being interesting a while ago

[circumsutus]

No, but if you try to stop eating, they might just stick an IV in you.

[crowsicle]

if i tell them im an angel do you think theyll believe me
and stop trying to make me eat
i dont need to

[circumsutus]

They might, but you'll probably have to prove your angelic qualities to the staff.

[crowsicle]

i have wings what else do they need
do i have to like heal a baby or something
what are angels even supposed to do
besides dick around on clouds and deliver positive pregnancy notifications

[circumsutus]

[Man Stein doesn't know, his world has weird religion.]

Well, if you start healing people, they might let you out early. Or they might keep you.

[crowsicle]

well fuck them because i cant do that
can i get myself sent home for disruptive behavior or will they just put me in time out

[circumsutus]

Time out, probably. That's what I would do. [Though Stein's time outs usually involve the offender being in pain.]

[crowsicle]

damn
whose side are you on anyway
actually
who are you

[circumsutus]

Dr. Franken Stein.

Really, aside from force feeding you blue raspberry jello, the hospital is probably the best place for you right now. So I suppose that makes me on your side.

[crowsicle]

[You can't see his face right now, Stein, but.]

really
are you serious

[circumsutus]

Do I look like I'm joking?

[spoilers this is a text conversation.]

[crowsicle]

dr frankenstein
what hack school gave you a medical license with a name like that
charlotte brontes moaning in her grave right now
the authorities didnt heed her warning
the monster escaped into the wild tundra of canada
is your nurse named abby normal
no wait fuck
that was igor right

[circumsutus]

I haven't heard of any of those people before. Mind letting me in on the joke?

[crowsicle]

are you from transylvania

[circumsutus]

Switzerland.

[crowsicle]

huh
dont they make watches there

[circumsutus]

Watches and chocolate.

[crowsicle]

that doesnt sound very monstrous
guess youre not the dude with the stitches and the headscrews and the pitchforks

[circumsutus]

[And video. Headscrew and stitches and shiny glasses.]

No pitchfork, but I do have these.

[crowsicle]

well doc
you dont really look like what i was expecting

[circumsutus]

[And text again.]

Is that so?

[crowsicle]

yeah
the books have you pegged as this huge ugly guy with like
a speech impediment
get yourself a better pr agent man