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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[greenshift]

davesprite you are being ridiculous

[ HAHA WHO IS REPLYING WITH TEXT TO AVOID LOOKING SICK this girl sure is ]

[crowsicle]

no
this is literally the worst ever
they fucking gave me a stuffed animal

[circumsutus]

[Don't tempt him.]

Which hospital?

[crowsicle]

dont even know
which ones the worst eye searing offense to man

[greenshift]

so???
stuffed animalsre great, especially when youre not feeling well

[crowsicle]

its a bird
this isnt even ironic anymore
and hes hogging the bed

[greenshift]

hehe thats cute :)

[vestalvogue]

What
Where Is That Are You In Some Kind Of Danger

[Not that she can jump to his rescue in her condition but she might try anyway. She's dead, how much worse can she possibly get?]

[crowsicle]

cant you use your spacey thing
i dont need to be here
you can have doctor doofusfeathers too if you want
you should probably wash him first though

[crowsicle]

im in serious danger of stabbing my eyes out with a jello spoon
bro took me to the hospital
they put me in the kids wing
please kill me

[circumsutus]

If you're that sick, you should probably stay there.

[greenshift]

no :|
and as for that
it probably doesnt matter anymore once i got a little sick too >_>

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[icy_heavens]

[It takes him a minute to blink the brightness of the text out of his eyes. Of course, being sick doesn't help. He's not the chatty type, but hell, he has to do something, right?]

People are such idiots like that.

[Yeah, guess who's also stuck in pediatric against his will.]

[[OOC: Oh, and the quirk is perfectly fine with me.]]

[crowsicle]

i can say
with the utmost unironic sincerity that has ever fallen from a striders lips
that i would rather be ANYWHERE
than here
i looked into hell and it looked back with soulless staring cartoon eyes

[crowsicle]

wait what
when
oh fuck me

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[crowsicle]

i dont even need to be in the hospital
i could get up if i wanted to
im just hibernating
birds do that right

[greenshift]

umm the last few days

[crowsicle]

i got you sick
goddammit
is someone looking out for you

[greenshift]

noo there have been a lot of sick people
theyre hard to avoid by now
so it couldve been anyone

[crowsicle]

ok
whos taking care of you

[circumsutus]

Oh, it can't be that bad. I'm sure they at least give you jello.

ACTION

[plushrumpus]

[Well guess who's just now returning, a styrofoam cup of coffee in one hand, a bottle of apple juice in the other. It's not until after he sets the juice on the side table, resumes his seat by the foot of the bed, and takes a thoughtful sip of his own drink that he speaks, regarding the boy before him.]

... so. Was that just phase one of your escape plan, or is a feeble cry for help really all you got? Because if two lines of text are all you have in you, I think you gotta re-assess and really ask yourself if you got it in you to bust out of here in the first place.

[doppelglasses]

Tempting offer.
You always know how to pull a guy's circuits.

Re: Text

[icy_heavens]

[... Birds? You know what? Whatever. There are stranger things in this place. Hell, he knows a talking, flying, blue pony.]

No. They don't.

[aggrievance]

Body, you say.