Text.

[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[circumsutus]

I haven't heard of any of those people before. Mind letting me in on the joke?

[crowsicle]

are you from transylvania

[circumsutus]

Switzerland.

[crowsicle]

huh
dont they make watches there

[circumsutus]

Watches and chocolate.

[crowsicle]

that doesnt sound very monstrous
guess youre not the dude with the stitches and the headscrews and the pitchforks

[circumsutus]

[And video. Headscrew and stitches and shiny glasses.]

No pitchfork, but I do have these.

[crowsicle]

well doc
you dont really look like what i was expecting

[circumsutus]

[And text again.]

Is that so?

[crowsicle]

yeah
the books have you pegged as this huge ugly guy with like
a speech impediment
get yourself a better pr agent man

[circumsutus]

I really do. I didn't even know there were books.

[crowsicle]

movies too
check out all those royalties youre missing out on

[circumsutus]

I could be a millionaire by now, if only I'd known.