003 ♑ voice ♑ but nobody heard, and the world turned.

[ex_stakes70]

So, lately, I've been thinking. What's the general state of everybody being able to handle themselves in a fight against a big ugly? Lots of 'em around, and there's night patrol and everything, but does anybody ever offer self-defense and weapons use classes? Not saying I need 'em - just that I'd like to step up and do the job myself if nobody else's got a monopoly on that particular chunk of the market. Having people who do know how to fight and take care of themselves is all fine and dandy, but wouldn't it be better to help prepare everybody else on top of that? And if anybody else does already do this kinda thing, any chance y'might be hiring an extra hand? I'm an expert on pretty much any type of weapon you can think of. Not a big fan of guns, but I'll use 'em in a pinch.

LOCKED TO WILLOW ROSENBERG ;; UNHACKABLE.

Whatcha say you and I go find mochas? And discuss the possibility of getting an apartment together once your free lease time is up? I'm staying at a hotel right now. Kinda temporary. If you're interested we can start looking, and I can start a hey-let's-get-living-spacey fund.

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LOCKED TO ANGEL ;; UNHACKABLE.

So should I get a uniform for this bouncer thing? Or is it a come-as-you-are situation.

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Comments

[doeswhathewants]

The universe is not in danger every other day and people are not trying to kill me on a consistant and regular basis.... so yes.

[ex_stakes70]

People try to kill you?

[doeswhathewants]

Oh yes, all the time. [Look at that earnest expression, Buffy, he's just a cute little kid.]

[ex_stakes70]

... Why? God, what kind of world are you from?

[doeswhathewants]

One that is on the verge of ending nearly every other day.

[ex_stakes70]

Well, yeah, same here - but we don't go around killing kids.