Video 004

[the_dead_pool2]

[The video opens to the sound of a hard crack, and a large burly man on a concrete floor shortly follows that sound. A few steps are heard and Deadpool struts into view]

Guess who's back, back again. Deadpool's back, tell a friend. Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, nanana!

[Seating himself at a stool, he faces the audience]

Yes, your eyes aren't fooling ya... I am back once again, I had a brief tour of the old homeverse, met a few interesting folks, some of which are no longer amongst us. Fought some people, saved some people, same shit, different day.

[A non-caring shrug]

So what'd I miss? I hope I didn't miss any sexy parties because then I'd truly have to crack some skulls, maybe some femurs too, they crack nice. I'm assuming everything is its typical level of shitty, and that someone is going to buy me a beer, and catch me up on the dead, gone and new list.

[He gives a thumbs up and the feed cuts]

Comments

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Give a guy a break, Chicka. I had to watch myself get killed back home.

[Lucky bastard]

[video]

[murasamia]

H-huh?! What do you mean, watch yourself? How can you do that?

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Oh well, imagine having a second version of yourself, with all your memories and skills for the most part, but happens to be like evil. I helped take him down, which I guess was me down.

[video]

[murasamia]

Oh! Oh! I was just talkin' about this with Claire, amigo! It's a clone, right?

[ beat. ]

... It sounds kind of exciting to me, you know, if you're the one who killed him!

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Didn't get to kill myself, got hit with some kind of special whoozits and then blasted by a squad of guys and then evil me was dead.

[He shrugs]

[video]

[murasamia]

Aww. That's no fun, amigo! But what kinda special whozits are you talking about, huh?

[video]

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, its pretty fricking shitty, chicka.

Uh... some kind of formula or something which cancels out my powers.

[Something thats not really useful here]