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Video 004

[The video opens to the sound of a hard crack, and a large burly man on a concrete floor shortly follows that sound. A few steps are heard and Deadpool struts into view]

Guess who's back, back again. Deadpool's back, tell a friend. Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, nanana!

[Seating himself at a stool, he faces the audience]

Yes, your eyes aren't fooling ya... I am back once again, I had a brief tour of the old homeverse, met a few interesting folks, some of which are no longer amongst us. Fought some people, saved some people, same shit, different day.

[A non-caring shrug]

So what'd I miss? I hope I didn't miss any sexy parties because then I'd truly have to crack some skulls, maybe some femurs too, they crack nice. I'm assuming everything is its typical level of shitty, and that someone is going to buy me a beer, and catch me up on the dead, gone and new list.

[He gives a thumbs up and the feed cuts]

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Fine fine.

[Glance around]

Probably should leave soon anyway, not sure what most of these guys powers were except for standard thug dialogue down to a art, oh and one guy was shooting spikes, till I totally used the chair.

[Props her chin on her hand.]

Man, you were using chair-fu? And I missed it? Dude. I feel all neglected now.

[Pout]

If you were nice, you'd offer to take me out bar fighting, Deadpool. I haven't had a good fight in totally way too long. No Logan to trail after, ya know?

M'bad. I'll make sure you are nearby next time I deck someone with a chair.

[He crosses his arms]

Maybe. Only if you've been keeping up with your homework, and brushing your teeth three times a day.

Hell no I haven't. Been preparing a memorial, trying to keep Loki from teasing Steve and Tony too badly, keeping up with my job, and ya know, beating up Darkness monsters.

But, I haven't been arrested, haven't lost my job, and haven't gotten killed. I think that's pretty good.

Sounds like a blast, hold on a second.

[He shuffles for a moment then there is a blue phasing, and then he has teleported right beside her]

Got my teleporter back! Neat right?

[Jubilee jumps. She hadn't been expecting that. Except it lasts all of about 30 milliseconds. Then, she just jumps and wraps her arms around him.

That's right, a big ol' Jubilee hug for her Deadpool.]

God, I missed you, Pool.

[He just kind of stands there for a moment awkwardly. This isn't what he was expecting]

Wow, you must have had a shitty time.

[NOPE STILL HUGGING YOU.]

You don't even know, dude. Magneto's dead, some SERO warehouse went BOOM, the angels are all cranky - and jerks, but let's stay with the cranky for now - and just...

[She'll just be leaning on you, okay?]

I miss your brand of crazy. The kind I like to deal with. The kind that actually makes sense.

Well, the angels are all like part of a soap opera, so thats not surprising... I missed an explosion?

[He'll just accept the hug for now]

Damn. I like when things explode.

[Well thats a nice thought, isn't it?]

Awwwwww, don't worry, I'll be going all sorts of cray cray 'round this place. So you'll have a smorgasbord to deal with.

[That last gets a laugh out of her.]

Just remember, the Tony and Steve that are here aren't our Tony and Steve, okay? Neither is the Wanda that's here.

[She drops on the couch.]

And yeah. SERO was in some sort of nasty thing, like nastier than normal. The head angel, Michael, got... well, kinda Old Testament about the place.

Yeah yeah, I'll keep the whole in bed with the enemy comments to a minimum. Still weird, plus I was having some conflicts with Roger back at home, but hey I'll try not to mess around with them too much.

[Looks slightly disappointed]

That sounds like it would have been a great show, I hope you got it on TEVO?

[If Deadpool and Loki join forces against Cap and Tony... Jubilee is hiding on the other side of the island. Forever.]

Just remember, Tony can be somewhat of an amoral genius when you tick him off. I doubt this one is any better.

[Meaning if you tick off the guy that makes the fun gadgets you are on your own.]

I didn't. But the news had something about it. I dunno if there's video, but someone probably got a picture of it. I was too... freaked out by Mags dying that I just didn't have the brain left.

Yes, but I'm a master of the possimpible. So, I think that means I'm better.

[He gives her a little pat]

Well, I'm sure he'll be back again, if there is one constant from our world, people are hard to take down and stay down. That and a love of spandex.

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