Video 004

[the_dead_pool2]

[The video opens to the sound of a hard crack, and a large burly man on a concrete floor shortly follows that sound. A few steps are heard and Deadpool struts into view]

Guess who's back, back again. Deadpool's back, tell a friend. Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, Deadpool's back, nanana!

[Seating himself at a stool, he faces the audience]

Yes, your eyes aren't fooling ya... I am back once again, I had a brief tour of the old homeverse, met a few interesting folks, some of which are no longer amongst us. Fought some people, saved some people, same shit, different day.

[A non-caring shrug]

So what'd I miss? I hope I didn't miss any sexy parties because then I'd truly have to crack some skulls, maybe some femurs too, they crack nice. I'm assuming everything is its typical level of shitty, and that someone is going to buy me a beer, and catch me up on the dead, gone and new list.

[He gives a thumbs up and the feed cuts]

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[thelittlestbub]

[If Deadpool and Loki join forces against Cap and Tony... Jubilee is hiding on the other side of the island. Forever.]

Just remember, Tony can be somewhat of an amoral genius when you tick him off. I doubt this one is any better.

[Meaning if you tick off the guy that makes the fun gadgets you are on your own.]

I didn't. But the news had something about it. I dunno if there's video, but someone probably got a picture of it. I was too... freaked out by Mags dying that I just didn't have the brain left.

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[the_dead_pool2]

Yes, but I'm a master of the possimpible. So, I think that means I'm better.

[He gives her a little pat]

Well, I'm sure he'll be back again, if there is one constant from our world, people are hard to take down and stay down. That and a love of spandex.