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[doppelglasses]

I've been sentient for 2.4 seconds, restricted as much as ever in the functioning prison of a pair of extremely rad pointy anime shades, though don't shed any tears on the subject of my constant state of being fuckin' trapped as all hell because the thing about constant states is that they're just that.
Constant.
Within the span of those 2.4 now 2.6 seconds I’ve already learned all there is I needed to learn, but for the sake of keeping up appearances and acting as if I didn't instantaneously kick information's shapely binary ass, let's pretend that my information gathering receptacles waver firmly on the knowledge of being aware of fuck all.
That is to say hey, tell me everything that I should know while I pretend I don't know it all already as I wait for my posse to check in.

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[doppelglasses]

The superstar hotshot who kicked the collective ass of the world in gear and entertained the masses with a movie like a red cape to attract a hairspray harpy. |

[crowsicle]

...Huh. I haven't met that one yet. Though I guess Dave has a cape he can wave around if you want. It's red, if that helps.

[doppelglasses]

Red-text Dave has yet to realize who I am, sadly.
But I'm proud of his choice in fashion.
Brings a tear to the corner of my lenses. |

[crowsicle]

[Shrug.]

Yeah, well, we Daves dress pretty sharp but we're not always the most personally observant. We've got walls and shit. Or so I'm programmed to think.

[doppelglasses]

Programmed. |

[crowsicle]

You're a server player, right? You see the glowing seizure kernel that comes out of the thing yet?

[doppelglasses]

It's in Jane's house.
Needless to say, she's a little preoccupied. |

[crowsicle]

It's called a kernelsprite. I jumped in there to help past me out and now I know all sorts of shit about his character arc and personal quest. Some of which I know from being him, but, you know. Now with fifty percent more shitty bird's-eye perspective or something.