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[deathknellgrell]

[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

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[deathknellgrell]

Oh yes~♥

[ Uryuu's glee is contagious. Grell claps his hands. ]

I want to be a frothy, floating, feast for the senses!

[ In other words - a DRAG SUPERSTAR ☆ ]

[sequincy]

You'll be a queen.

- Ah, actually, that's perfect. I'll do a Queen of Hearts theme.

[deathknellgrell]

OOOOooooooOOOOOOooooOOH YES!

[sequincy]

Let me know when you're ready for a fitting.

[deathknellgrell]

I'm ready right now, I'll just--

[ A pause. ]

I'll be ready - soon. When I've lost all this weight!

[sequincy]

Didn't they have girdles in your time?