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[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

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Er.

[ POINT ]

I suppose you're right.

However, if your weight truly bothers you that much, I do not mind helping you lose it. Perhaps we can go jogging or something of that sort.

Jogging?

That sounds like a lot of work!

Someone told me I could lose weight eating a lot of, er, protein bars.

It was just one option. You just need to be active.

[ William could stand some activity too. If he hadn't been to lazy to get off the couch to eat (not that it would have mattered with Grell eating everything!), he probably would have put on weight too. In all likelihood, he's lost weight. ]

A protein bar? And what is that, exactly?

I can think of one or two ways for us to be active~♥

[ A shrug ]

Don't know. They sell them at health food stores, whatever they are.

That is obviously not enough.

[ Cause they certainly were active enough that entire week! ]

And I do not think you should just go eating some bar we have never even heard of.