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[deathknellgrell]

[ It's always a shocker when your metabolism slows, particularly when you're a Death God. Grell has been rail-thin his entire existence; but an unfortunate combination of a sedentary lifestyle (he had previously been reaping souls for a living) and a massive bout of Gluttony has left him with…

Well. You know how skinny guys, when they gain weight, stay skinny everywhere except… ]

The man of my dreams proposes, and I look like THIS~! I can't walk down the aisle looking like a pregnant bride!

Ah cruel, cruel fate!

[ His strategy, thus far, has been to stop eating entirely, subsisting on a diet of coffee and breath mints. Unsurprisingly, this has had little effect on his physique. Thus in a fit of pique, desperation, and caffeine-induced bad judgement, he is appealing to the Network: ]

How d'you lose weight in a hurry? I'll try anything!

[ And yes, this is how Grell is announcing his engagement! ]

Comments

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Please.

I'm not that cliché.

Re: [Video]

[ochitashinigami]

Please yourself. I thought you liked cliches, metaphors, allegories, analogies, and all kinds of tricks like that.

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

No! A cliché is necessarily banal, by definition. Our love story spans the ages, a tale of grandest passion!

[Video]

[ochitashinigami]

Grand passion and a love story to span the ages? Sounds pretty cliche and banal to me.

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Mmmmmm, jealous?

Well, well - you had your chance. Now it's too late.

[ He flashes his ring. ]

Re: [Video]

[ochitashinigami]

Not at all. I can, and have, done much better.

[Video]

[deathknellgrell]

Sour grapes!

[Video]

[ochitashinigami]

Keep on going with that. You always liked your fantasies better than reality. Let me assure you, any grapes involved are quite tender and sweet. Well, and it's a lot sweeter than cheap tart spread over a cold fish.