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[unluckyinlove]

[Jinx looks excited. So excited that she might explode if she doesn't tell anyone and everyone why. Meanwhile, Gabriel is in the background, leaning against a wall and looking like the cat who ate the canary. Oh, he's smug.]

I have an announcement-- [She stops herself and looks back at Gabriel, her grin only getting bigger.] We have an announcement to make. Last night, Gabriel proposed to me...

[She shows off her left hand and has to contain a squeal. What the audience should be turning their attention toward is her recently acquired fashion statement.] I said yes!

[As if everyone in the Port is too dumb to put two and two together, she just has to add:] We're getting married!

[From the peanut gallery:] Never let it be said that I didn't make an honest woman out of her. [A beat.] ...Well, sorta.

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it just fails because you're Canadian. English isn't your first language.

[unluckyinlove]

Only if it's slutty enough to offend the Pope.

[She throws her arms up.] I don't know when and I don't know where, but it's going to be huge.

hey fuck you we have glow in the dark dinosaur money coins. what do you have.

[socius]

[B| Damnit Jinx. She wants a classy suit. She is not wearing a stripper-suit just for your fancy. She's a Groomsman not a Bridesmaid.]

Uh, I don't think Gabe would approve. [Sliver of hope? Possibly.]

Why not? I'd have thought you'd have had this all planned out months ago.

.................Disney World

[unluckyinlove]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he would. Anything to piss off Daddy upstairs?

[She rolls her eyes.]

I'd give up hope on the idiot for awhile...and my stash of bridal magazines was getting too large to hide.

nnnnnnnnnope

[socius]

[...Point, but she'd still be willing to wager he didn't want her anything Jinx-Approved Skimpy.]

No plans at all, then? Do you want any help when it comes time?

fuuuuuuuu

[unluckyinlove]

Well...

[She takes a moment to think.] How good are you with elephants because I'm pretty sure there needs to be one involved somehow.

[Jinx. Is an ass.]

[socius]

You mean aside from my brother? [I MEAN--] Don't think it should be a problem. Although I don't condone anything that has to do with animal cruelty.

Just so we're clear.