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[unluckyinlove]

[Jinx looks excited. So excited that she might explode if she doesn't tell anyone and everyone why. Meanwhile, Gabriel is in the background, leaning against a wall and looking like the cat who ate the canary. Oh, he's smug.]

I have an announcement-- [She stops herself and looks back at Gabriel, her grin only getting bigger.] We have an announcement to make. Last night, Gabriel proposed to me...

[She shows off her left hand and has to contain a squeal. What the audience should be turning their attention toward is her recently acquired fashion statement.] I said yes!

[As if everyone in the Port is too dumb to put two and two together, she just has to add:] We're getting married!

[From the peanut gallery:] Never let it be said that I didn't make an honest woman out of her. [A beat.] ...Well, sorta.

Comments

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

How nice of you. Maybe I'll even send you a couple of tickets to my next play. You can bring a friend...if you have one, of course.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

If I did, they wouldn't be the type to sit through those kinds of plays. Dead Pool is in the lead by a few furlongs, now, you might want to reconsider your tactic.

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

You don't appreciate Shakespeare, Lucifer? And here I thought you'd be the type to appreciate the overly dramatic.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

Ooh...you thought wrong. Really, stop with the personal assumptions. You'll stand a chance.

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

If this is a competition, shouldn't it be for a Klondike bar?

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

Sure. We could do that. And a point for the joke.

[But the chances of topping Deadpool's dead baby jokes is slim to none.]

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

[He recognizes when he's been outclassed in the art of trolling.]

"Would you have a chat with the devil for a Klondike bar?" would make a pretty good slogan, you have to admit.

So! Are you going to have a fiddle contest with Deadpool?

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

I might. If he doesn't get locked up for being friendly with me.

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

Guilty by association, hm? I think he'll probably get in enough trouble on his own without getting locked up just for talking with you.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

That's just overkill. I haven't even really done anything here. [Yet.]

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

Well, hopefully I'll get to see the fiddle contest if you have one. I'm sure it would be interesting.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

You're on the guest list. If we do.

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

You can perform at the Uzushio Ryokan if you'd like.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

That's generous of you. Good acoustics there, or an open bar?

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

Good acoustics and a cash bar.

[Of an establishment that he owns in all but name.]

I've been told they're good drinks.