sirenspull | video + text

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

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sweet jesus mary and joseph.
dibs on pimp daddy.

hell yes i knew youd go for that one

oh honey you shouldnt have.

what can i say
i know whats good for you

there any that say bottom bitch or daddys girl.

there is definitely a daddys girl in there somewhere
i was gonna give that to rose

[... christ, Dave.]

fair enough.
if i see bottom bitch though youre fucking wearing it.

i dunno i feel like there are other more bespectacled losers here that could wear a title like that a lot better than me
cough jake cough

dave!!!!
dont talk about jake like that

Edited 2012-03-17 19:03 (UTC)

oh come on hes a big kid he can handle it
hence being the bottom bitch

no.
im pretty sure you deserve the title.

[Do you even know what "bottom bitch" means, Dave.]

Edited 2012-03-17 19:07 (UTC)

[ he assumes he does but

no ]

ok thats fine i guess
jakes got enough anyway i mean i did pick out like five of them underlining his most notable features
ie his buck teeth and flagrant inability to pick up chicks

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shoosh im being serious!!

oh come on its not like im being a bully on the playground at school
im not about to punch him in the dick and steal his lunch money
its all in good fun nobodys getting hurt here

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[ WHY IS SHE FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE ]

im not giving any to anyone so you can take your dibs right back!!!!!

what.
why.
you actually gonna wear those.

no!!!!!!!!!!!!
im returning them and getting the ones i wanted

sure we cant work something out.
like compensation.

or you can buy them yourself if you want them that badly!! :|

i dunno.
what if theyre ultra rare super special obscene edition that failed to get approved.
and this was just a fluke batch that snuck out and got shipped out.
this could be a one in a million find.
i dont wanna waste the rest of my days searching when the treasure is just sitting there.
unwanted and unloved.

then its a good thing if no one else has to deal with them >:(

you know it may seem weird but theres a reason these exist.
some people might genuinely appreciate them.

thats true
but i am definitely not one of them

and i am.
so you want me to get you a refund or not.

bluh fiiiiiiiiiineeee
i need to pay back kanaya anyway :/

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